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Song Parodies -> "Map Matchin' Moron"

Original Song Title:

"Black Magic Woman"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Map Matchin' Moron"

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The Lyrics

How for does map work?!
I'm a map matchin' moron
Such a map matchin' moron
Yes, I'm a map matchin' moron
Don't know where I lie, you see
Cause I'm a map matchin' moron
Can't line up where we are to this map, geez

Work out this map for me, buddy
Please solve this map for me, buddy
Yes, deal with this map for me, buddy
I never learned any tricks
To solve a map, help me, buddy
Is this KFC or Macca's? Shit

You've got help for me, buddy
Said you had help for me, buddy
I'm not seein' help for me, buddy
That glare is no use, you know
You know I'm a map matchin' moron
Couldn't tell this was home

Bit hard to be following the maps that lead to you-OOH when you can't read 'em in the first place.

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Voting Results

Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 2   0
 3   0
 4   0
 5   2

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paul robinson - October 31, 2018 - Report this comment
It wasn't too hard to find my way to some 5's here. I used this song way back in the last decade (where all but my most recent stuff was done) for a cat-grooming story.
Peregrin - November 01, 2018 - Report this comment
An interesting concept, to be sure. Was intrigued by this bit though (although it did give me a laugh): "Is this KFC or Macca's?" That's the time you don't need the map anymore. Look out the window!

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