Tissue left in my shorts

Tissue load again
Hope I'd never see ti-issue loads again
I thought that I had checked and then re-double-checked
To avoid another tissue loa-oad again

Tissue load again
Missed one snot-rag, now it's all in bits
Got disintegrated cause, duh, it got wet
And so I've got a damn tissue loa-oad again

Tissue load again
True, don't have to worry 'bout when co-olours ge-et drained
My work shirts ruined
Removin' the debri-is is still a hu-uge pain
Such a-a pain

A tissue load again
I hate to see a damn ti-issue load again
Shake ev'ry pair of jeans 'til I loosen the bits
That came from the bloody tissue loa-oad again

Tissue load again
But you can't convince me it's my o-own fault, no-o way
It's some kinda trick
Some dick snuck a tissue-ue in my shorts, o-okay?
That's the-e play

A tissue load again
Wish I'd never get ti-issue loads again
Maybe I left a lump in the machine, makes sense
Why I got a bloody tissue loa-oad again
So pissed, it's a bloody tissue loa-oad again

Such a mess it makes, it sucks