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Song Parodies -> "Blink"

Original Song Title:

"Think"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Aretha Franklin

Parody Song Title:

"Blink"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever try to stop yourself from doing something your body does automatically? This genius has...
Don't wanna blink (blink), blink, can't stop though I'm tryin' hard, you see
Blink (blink, blink), I don't want no eyelids stoppin' me

It sounds mad, super mad, completely balls-out kind of mad, check
To flout eyeball protection, say only a great moron would try it (dipshits)
Sure, I'm no biologist, no fancy doctor, no degree
But I know that what I'm tryna do will be a big problem for me
Don't wanna blink (blink), blink, can't stop though I'm tryin' hard, you see, yeah-eah-eah
Blink (blink, blink), not a dumb joke, got no booze in me

But I'll keep on (keep on), yes, I'll keep on (keep on)
Oh-oh, keep on, yeah-eah, keep on right now
Keep on (keep on), oh-oh, keep on (keep on)
My dream, I'll keep on, oh-oh, keep on, oh-oh, right now
Yeah, blinkin', hate it, true, blinkin' hate it

Know that it's a pointless task, eyelids automatically go (they go)
My hands are gettin' strained keepin' hold of the lids, both the high and low (low)
Don't wanna blink (blink), blink, can't stop though I'm tryin' hard, you see
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-oh (though I'm tryin' hard, you see) blink (blink), where'd the tape go? Fetch a roll for me
I'll look stupid with all the tape on my face, a total dork
Gonna mess with the brows above my eyes, it'll turn the two into four
Oh-oh-oh, blink (blink), blink, can't stop though I'm tryin' hard, you see
Whoo-ooh-hoo! Blink (blink), I won't let go 'til my eyes are free

Really freaked (I freaked) thanks to one dude (what a toad)
Forced me to notice each time my lids do what they do

Oh-oh, yeah, blinkin', hate it, buddy (though I'm tryin' hard, you see)
I can't stop, buddy, blinkin' hate it right now, yeah-eah-eah, right now
Saves my globes? That's weakness (oh-oh-oh, right now)
Saves my globes? That's weakness (yeah, buddy, right now)
Saves my globes (not gonna change my mind now)? That's weakness, blinkin' hate it (buddy, buddy)
Saves my globes (whoo!)? That's weakness (screw my globes, buddy)
Saves my globes (yeah-hea)? That's weakness (whoo!)
Saves my globes? That's weakness (screw my globes, buddy, buddy)

THINK, MARK, THINK!

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