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Song Parodies -> "I Just Doomed Myself"

Original Song Title:

"If I Lose Myself"

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Parody Song Title:

"I Just Doomed Myself"

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The Lyrics

Part of my Pop Danthology 2013 self-challenge. The tale of an unlucky man, resigned to his own doomed-ness...
My-y, tha-at was pretty du-u-umb
Didn't ha-ave a good reason to take a hold of your gu-u-u-un
I-I've go-ot crap aim, you see-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Don't kno-ow how to ai-aim it, you-ou know that be-etter than me-e
You've seen ev'ry ti-ime, my hand trembles
Ev'rybody kno-ows this, tell me-e, yeah
Why'd I think that I-I could hit that rope just ri-i-ight?

I ju-ust doo-oomed myse-elf to-o-onight
Say I kno-ow why: pure lies
Ju-ust doo-oomed myse-elf to-o-onight
Whoo-ooh, whoo-ooh, whoo-ooh (yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah-eah)
I ju-ust doo-oomed myse-elf to-o-onight
Was a du-umb move, no lie-ie-ie
Doo-oomed myse-elf to-oni-i-i-i-ight

Shou-ould ha-ave known that this gu-u-un
Would've cau-aused me to fi-ire a wild shot into your bu-u-u-utt
A-And you-our attempts to flee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee-ee
Would the-en knock that boo-ookcase ri-ight down on to-op of poor me-e
When I saw that thi-ing start to wobble
I knew that the bla-ame's square on me-e, yeah
For thinkin' that I-I could hit that rope toni-i-ight

I ju-ust doo-oomed myse-elf to-o-onight
Should've gue-uessed I'd fail, right
Ju-ust doo-oomed myse-elf to-o-onight
Whoo-ooh, whoo-ooh, whoo-ooh (yeah-eah, yeah-eah, yeah-eah)
I ju-ust doo-oomed myse-elf to-o-onight
Just proves I-I'm stupid, ri-i-ight
Doo-oomed myse-elf to-oni-i-i-i-i-ight, whoo-ooh-ooh-ooh


Should know that shot would go flyin'
Ev'ry single time, no lyi-i-in'
Don't think there's a point in tryin'
To evade the bookcase, sighi-i-in'
My life's just a giant line of
Rube Goldberg crap I won't die o-o-of
Small example here, I'm findin'
Won't exacerbate, ain't tryi-i-in' (doo-oo-oomed my-yse-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-elf)
I ju-ust doo-oomed myse-elf to-o-onight

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh, hoo-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh

I'm gonna sing the doom song now! Doom doom doom doom doom, doom doom do DOOM, DOOOM doom do-doom, DOOM do-doom doom doooom, doom doom dooom, do-do-DOOOM! (6 months later) Doom doom doo doom doom, DOOMY-DOOMY-DOOM, doom do do DOOM, Do do DOOM, doomy-doomy-doomy, Doom doom doom THE END

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