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Song Parodies -> "Better Than"

Original Song Title:

"Get Her Back"

Original Performer:

Robin Thicke

Parody Song Title:

"Better Than"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Lots of stories try to draw some kind of equivalency between the hero and the villain. Most of the time, though, it's complete bollocks.
Can't believe that you (you're sayin' I, sayin' I) are arguin' that I've
Crossed the line when you (the evil guy, evil guy) were plannin' genocide
All that I did, dude, was give you a kick, maybe it was rude to aim for the dick
But you say "The truth? No better than me" Lies
Say I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
You? I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
The clad-in-all-black guy, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, and skulls for shoulderpads, not right
That I'm no better, no better, no better, no better, it's lies

The hero often makes a choice between what's right and wrong
Don't think it's fair to say that I'm the bad guy all along
Your legacy of slaughter, a swift kick to the bollocks
What kind of douche would "both sides" that total lopsided mess?

You're aware the truth (you know what's right, know what's right) is I've not crossed the line
All I've done to you (so far tonight, just tonight) is make your voice go high
Doesn't stack to you and all who you've killed, not for a purpose, just for a cheap thrill
There's no way that you are better than me, right
Say I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
You? I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
The curly moustache guy, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, with friggin' fangs, it's just not right
That I'm no better, no better, no better, no better, it's lies

You play the card (that one card), say I've been harsh (oh-oh, way too harsh)
As if anyone believes

'Cause all those in my crew (they're of sane mind, sane mind) aren't fallin' for your lies
Obvious that you (the plainest sight, plainest sight) are he who crossed the line
Not just once, it's true, you've vaulted that thing like a joke of which you just love the ring
I'm not bein' rude, no better than you? Lies
Say I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
You? I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
The slouch-on-your-throne guy, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, covered in blood, it can't be right
That I'm no better, no better, no better, no better, it's lies
Man, I just wish you (shut up and die, friggin' die) would shut right up and die
Then I won't hear you (pathetic lies, stupid lies) fail tryin' to out-psych
Me and all my crew, we're sick of that schtick, "Who's the real monster?" It's you, you big dick
We all know that you aren't better than me, right
Say I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
You? I'm no better, no better, no better, no better than
The "Lord of Zombies" guy, ooh-whoa-oh-oh-oh, call yourself that, so it's not right
That I'm no better, no better, no better, no better, it's lies

"That’s a funny thing to be concerned about, the well-being of hypothetical Nazis. "Well, it’s a slippery slope. It’s a slippery slope. Who gets to decide? Who gets to decide who gets punched in the face? If you punch a Nazi…who’s next?" Hopefully more Nazis. Why would you - why would you only punch one? That doesn’t seem right…" - Aamer Rahmer

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