I'm getting really pissed at your tone and what you say
You kicked my ass in Smash Brothers Melee
I'm fine with my defeat, it's your ego that's not okay
Bragging 'bout your win for the rest of the day

Could you not gloat on, oka-a-ay?
Please, do not gloat on, okay
Could you not gloat on, oka-a-ay?
Please do not gloat on, it's just lame, well

This ain't the first time that you've shown your huge ego, man
Like when I bring up I don't drive and you can
Know the bus system's reputation is real crap
But that's still not a good reason to brag
I'm really tired of the nonsense that you spray
When I bother to listen anyway

Could you not gloat on, oka-a-ay?
Please, just don't gloat on, okay
Could you not gloat all damn da-a-ay?
Don't need to gloat on
Enough already, please don't gloat on
Why won't you hurry and not gloat on?
It's trite, meaningless to just gloat on
I'd like it if you would not gloat o-on

(Shut up already) Boy, do you gloat on
That's it, I'm leaving cause you gloat on
What's that, you're sorry? All you wanted was a little attention
So you gloat on
Bullshit, not buying it, you gloat on
Because you're an asshole, I'll be on my way
Sick of the way you gloat on
And on and on, it's time for me to move on
Good luck with paying the rent, moron
(Goodbye) I've reached my limit, you're peak "gloat on"
(Goodbye) Farewell, so lo-ong