I smell li-ike dung
Said it before, it grates
I'm a farmhand, you mug
Dung's what that smell is, mate
Should wash my ass
Sometime today, you were hopin'
Ooh-oh-oh-oh

But that ain't happ'nin'
Any hygiene, I will refuse
My smell shows I've been around
Proud of it, dude
Just because I love the ground
Doesn't mean that I'm lazy
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-oh-oh-oh

I said I don't wanna bathe
I'd feel too-oo frou-frou
Might say it's good for me, mate
What you say ma-ay be true
But I'm stickin' in my ways
Like the mud in my nails
Keep sayin' no, mate, cause I

Hate cleanin'
Hate, hate cleanin', bud
I think cleanin'
I think, think cleanin' sucks
Hate cleanin'
Hate, hate cleanin', bud
Keep my smell blowin'
Oh-oh-oh-ooh-ooh

"Get your hygiene in gear
For crying out loud"
Whoops, I had mud in my ears
Didn't catch that cry-out
Deliverin' this foal
Is kinda more importa-ant
Oh-oh yeah-eah, oh

"But wouldn't being dirty harm the foal?" I hear that, mate
Look at my hands: clean gloves, I'm set
Mask on my fa-ace
But I just don't see the need
To smell like some damn daisy-y
Crazy, cra-a-azy

Mostly the way that you say
"You're so di-irty, dude
How can you live with that face
Smelling like do-onkey doo?"
Nice reminder would be great
But instead you're yellin'
'Bout how I smell, you know I

Think cleanin'
Think, think cleanin' sucks
I hate cleanin'
I hate, hate cleanin', bud
Think cleanin'
Think, think cleanin' sucks
Bath won't be flowi-i-in'

Oh-oh
Though mostly I'm ju-ust busy-y
Oh, farming work's ha-ard, don't you-ou see-ee-ee
So calm your showered a-arse
And kindly-y shu-ut up, plea-ea-ea-ease

Ev'ry visit, you say
"Bathe and scru-ub up, dude"
I've got corn fields to plow, mate
No time to sho-ower, true
Even if I had time, mate
I know that I wouldn't
Ooh, think it's all stupid, ye-es I

Hate cleanin'
Hate, hate cleanin', bud
I think cleanin'
I think, think cleanin' sucks
Hate cleanin'
Hate, hate cleanin', bud (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Oh, bathroom ain't open, cause I

Think cleanin'
Think, think cleanin' sucks
I hate cleanin'
I hate, hate cleanin', bud
Think cleanin'
Think, think cleanin' sucks
Oh, keep your mouth closed, because I
Hate cleanin'
Hate, hate cleanin', bud