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Song Parodies -> "Your Faux Serenity"

Original Song Title:

"My Own Worst Enemy"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Your Faux Serenity"

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The Lyrics

Not reacting to insults and abuse only real works if you actually don't react, you know...
Claim you'll resist all my harsh words and yet you flinched a bunch
Your eye twitched when I called you fat
You bragged to me that you're the best at ignorance, but, see
Still slapped me

You slapped me real damn hard when I mocked your art
Don't return to yoga pose-offs
Not that impervious, you're not right
Claims are all wrong

Gets on my nerves, you see, with all your faux serenity
I diss your brows, you wince, it beats the livin' shit out of me
How your mouth is still runnin' off with boasts of peace and yet
You're hurtin'

You shuddered real damn hard when I said your arse
Is shaped like Deimos and Phobos
Sim'lar shapes as well, so don't lie
Words don't roll off

Normally not an arse, but you bragged so hard
'Bout your peace, so my douche mode's on
Might reach that ultimate state of mind

Reason I wanna breach right past your faux serenity (ah-ooh-ooh)
Is not cause I'm a dick, well, maybe just a bit, you got me (ah-ooh-ooh)
This is my blunt-ass way to help, great to be calm and junk (ah-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Don't want your claims to fall right flat

How's the serenity? If anyone who's not Australian gets that, I will be very surprised.

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