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Song Parodies -> "Ill Build"

Original Song Title:

"Kill Bill"

Original Performer:

SZA

Parody Song Title:

"Ill Build"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Cut the Flowers" self-challenge. Look, girl sitting across from me. I gotta level with you. I'm gonna go build a deck!
Can call me mad since my record is faulty
As an accusation, it's real broad but it's sadly
Accurate, I've badly screwed things up, no point lyin'
But I'm still sure, totally sure
I'm super sure this time I'm gonna get this right, will be so legit
So come along, check out the view
That I'll make for you out of wood

I might, I might build a deck, not the best idea
Gonna be a mess, no doubt, no fear
I might build a deck, that's the plan, although
No promise it will end up so

So quick to jump on the phrase "lost cause"
So quick to think I'll cause all of the thumb hurt
There might be some precedence, visual evidence
Rare that I hammer nails, true, the one time I did, it stabbed through my hand
I don't want the speech
I've heard ev'ry lesson that you could possibly teach
Tell you, I can take it so I'm gonna make it
I might end up nailed down but construction will be complete
Of that, I'm sure, totally sure
I'm super sure that I won't end up with so much leftover, no tricks
And nothin' wonky or askew
Don't bet on that, fate's tempted well

I might (I), I might build a deck, not the best idea
Gonna try my best, no failure fear
I might build a deck, part of me still knows
That disaster's still likely though

I did it all because ('cause) I couldn't not construct stuff (stuff)
I did all of this sober, still have most of my blood, oh-oh-oh-oh
I did it all because ('cause) of a solid reason, good shot (shot)
The choice wasn't made sober (things got pretty mad last night), my brain isn't givin' me that much, oh-oh-oh-oh

I just built a deck, not the best idea (idea)
Don't take "fall down" bets, at least not here
I just built a deck, take a quick photo (on zoom)
Far from the blast radius, though

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Glenn Walker - January 31, 2024 - Report this comment
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