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Song Parodies -> "Nameless"
Original Song Title:
"Shameless"
Original Performer:
Camila Cabello
Parody Song Title:
"Nameless"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
"I know your true name!" "No, you don't, buh-bye!"
Sorry, afraid I'm
Not gonna tell ya my full name tonight
Because (huh) it feels right
To keep my most personal trait inside
This world of magic will come after you
If you spill all your details to anyone, dude
All the wizards could see me in their crystal balls, that ain't right
That's why I'm nameless
Won't have some crazy warlock
Find my name and trace it
Those guys are creepy, I warn you, can't be shocked I don't want to
Change that I'm nameless
Off the grid is where I'll stay, bud
Don't think I can take it
With those guys knowin' what I do, not a pure hero like you
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
If I dared to reveal
Fae of all temp'raments would cut bad deals (yeah-eah)
I've read up on history, control would be tight, uh
Of huge fiery monsters by knowin' their name, right, so (ah-ah-ah)
Dealin' with problems is what heroes do
And sometimes that means keepin' their asses safe, true
So I'd rather nicknames than to give them control of my mind (mind)
That's why I'm nameless
Keepin' that detail locked up
They will strip me naked
In metaphor but it is true, some fae can be real pricks, dude
I'm stayin' nameless
Could wreck any quest, a dead stop
I have to erase it
From any records and books, you call me paranoid, ain't true
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
Distance is all that I'm settin'
Between me and witches and others, won't give in, ho-oh-oh
Weakness of my plan, ain't seein'
Sure, guilds I can't get in but I don't need 'em for ass-kickin'
So I'll stay nameless
Titles will serve the purpose
To call me for savin'
Whatever kind of mortal doom you've gotten yourself into
I will stay nameless
You can say I'm bein' reckless
"Unnamed folks are graved quick"
Long as I'm more than a "Hey, you!", I'm sure that I won't be that screwed
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
Not gonna tell ya my full name tonight
Because (huh) it feels right
To keep my most personal trait inside
This world of magic will come after you
If you spill all your details to anyone, dude
All the wizards could see me in their crystal balls, that ain't right
That's why I'm nameless
Won't have some crazy warlock
Find my name and trace it
Those guys are creepy, I warn you, can't be shocked I don't want to
Change that I'm nameless
Off the grid is where I'll stay, bud
Don't think I can take it
With those guys knowin' what I do, not a pure hero like you
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
If I dared to reveal
Fae of all temp'raments would cut bad deals (yeah-eah)
I've read up on history, control would be tight, uh
Of huge fiery monsters by knowin' their name, right, so (ah-ah-ah)
Dealin' with problems is what heroes do
And sometimes that means keepin' their asses safe, true
So I'd rather nicknames than to give them control of my mind (mind)
That's why I'm nameless
Keepin' that detail locked up
They will strip me naked
In metaphor but it is true, some fae can be real pricks, dude
I'm stayin' nameless
Could wreck any quest, a dead stop
I have to erase it
From any records and books, you call me paranoid, ain't true
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now (no)
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
Distance is all that I'm settin'
Between me and witches and others, won't give in, ho-oh-oh
Weakness of my plan, ain't seein'
Sure, guilds I can't get in but I don't need 'em for ass-kickin'
So I'll stay nameless
Titles will serve the purpose
To call me for savin'
Whatever kind of mortal doom you've gotten yourself into
I will stay nameless
You can say I'm bein' reckless
"Unnamed folks are graved quick"
Long as I'm more than a "Hey, you!", I'm sure that I won't be that screwed
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
No-oh, uh-uh, don't wanna share it now
So this guy is why Onomancy wasn't put into a full book! That and the subclass kinda sucked. It's almost like they're running out ideas for wizard subclasses because they've done ten million of them or something...
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