Ooh-hoo-hoo-hoo-hoo

My hair's flappy, it drives me mad
I got wind right up my ass
Looks stupid, I almost want
To lose it and go buzzcut
My hair's flappy, it looks real sad
I'm that dumb guy who can't hack
Self-groomin', don't comb a lot
Looks stupid, folks love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock (rrroiaagh)
They love to mock (ha, yeah), they love to mock (haha)

Like to be in the house where I have full reign
Of where the wind is comin' from but I can't, a pain
Have to head outside where ev'rybody will stare
Because of my hair (untangled) as it goes ev'rywhere
It's laughable (aw naw) that I give a shit? Well then, I ask of you:
Why's your cap been screwed (ooh) so tight? So your look's salvageable
It's the truth (ha), frickin' douchey-ass thing to do
Diss my mood, you're no diff'rent when the wind gets rude
Still, it's true that like clowns, we look, big-ass doofs
Got no trick like you, head-lid correctional
Typical, 'fraid neat hats equal zero
Make me sweat, it's true, I ditched and threw (yeah) them out, was crazy
I shoulda known that I would need 'em, may have tight fits
I can't ask you for yours, styles don't match, would look like shit
Besides, this wind blowin's high enough, one knows
The tightness to make sure it stays on makes skulls blown

My hair's flappy, it drives me mad
Got that wind right up my ass
Looks stupid, just lock me up
Secluded to not look dumb
My hair's flappy, it looks real sad
No, I'm not fine, don't be that
One rude kid who downplays stuff
Looks stupid (that's right), folks love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock

I know I've explained it, hair combin', I hate it
It's so far from painless, not worth the labour
Even if I had all this combed, damn reality
Would still have ev'ry strand run free and smack flat on me
Not dramatic, see, you've seen lots of times
The badass swordsman type of guy who always poses right (that's right)
Got no long hair in his eyes, billows properly just like
His awesome cape, makes problems if it was in CGI
Long-ass render time (yeah, yeah), off the topic now
'Cause you don't see that I'm right to wish we were inside
Not a little (shut up) problem that I have now, I've got more crap worth ventin'
Watch how all my hair gets stuck in the door hingin'
Who would want this? Hair just got ripped
Hair's all clean but I can't convince y'all, shit (I fear)
My tribulations, damn winds, what the heck
You sayin' "Cut shorter"? Man, I'd rather be dead

My hair's flappy, it drives me mad
I got wind right up my ass
Looks stupid but I don't want
To lose it and go buzzcut
My hair's flappy, it looks real sad
I will not tie it all back
My loose fit for long-ass locks
Ain't stupid, go on and mock
Go on and mock, go on and mock
Go on and mock, go on and mock
Looks stupid, folks love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
Looks stupid, folks love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
Looks stupid, folks love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
Looks stupid, folks love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
Looks stupid, folks love to mock
They love to mock, they love to mock
Looks stupid