-> "Thirst-Quencher For a Dry Time"
Original Song Title:
"Adventure of a Lifetime"
Parody Song Title:
"Thirst-Quencher For a Dry Time"
The Lyrics
All my taps are on but there's no spray
When the day is hot, that's not okay
Need my liquids ev'ry day
That's what they told me
Need a glass of cold water, afraid
I can't get a hold of that today
Refrigerator is barren, lame
Nothin's hidin'
I'm really parched, need drinks
So freakin' parched, might drink my own sweat
Would make me more parched, that stinks
Oh, all that I feel
Is just how dry I'll get
So dry, I bet
Oh, all I can feel
Is just how dry I'll get
Wanna make a call to get some grape
Or whatever kind of juice today
I can only gasp at what's displayed
Damn phone's died on me
Still really parched, need drinks
So freakin' parched, tongue feels like a skink
Buried in my mouth, parched, that stinks
And though I've got meals
They're all the dry kind, shit
All dry stuff, shit
Oh, that makes me feel
That I might dry up, shit
Tryna lap drips up that condensate
There upon all of my window panes
I'm gettin' desp'rate for my intake
Nothin's hidin' but this case
Fizzy lime drink, gross-ass taste
Whoo-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Loosely holdin' on to life
Need a thirst-quencher, which is why
I will not go and drink that lime
Disgustin' juice, ugh
I'm loosely holdin' on to life
Need a thirst-quencher, not that lime
Stupid slogan ain't true
Ain't true, ain't true
I don't know what to do here
Whoo-hoo (whoo-hoo)
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Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)
Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)
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