Making fun of music, one song at a time. Since the year 2000.
Check out the two amIright misheard lyrics books including one book devoted to misheard lyrics of the 1980s.
(Toggle Right Side Navigation)

Song Parodies -> "Thirst-Quencher For a Dry Time"

Original Song Title:

"Adventure of a Lifetime"

Original Performer:

Coldplay

Parody Song Title:

"Thirst-Quencher For a Dry Time"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

So...thirsty...
All my taps are on but there's no spray
When the day is hot, that's not okay
Need my liquids ev'ry day
That's what they told me
Need a glass of cold water, afraid
I can't get a hold of that today
Refrigerator is barren, lame
Nothin's hidin'

I'm really parched, need drinks
So freakin' parched, might drink my own sweat
Would make me more parched, that stinks
Oh, all that I feel
Is just how dry I'll get
So dry, I bet
Oh, all I can feel
Is just how dry I'll get

Wanna make a call to get some grape
Or whatever kind of juice today
I can only gasp at what's displayed
Damn phone's died on me

Still really parched, need drinks
So freakin' parched, tongue feels like a skink
Buried in my mouth, parched, that stinks
And though I've got meals
They're all the dry kind, shit
All dry stuff, shit
Oh, that makes me feel
That I might dry up, shit

Tryna lap drips up that condensate
There upon all of my window panes
I'm gettin' desp'rate for my intake
Nothin's hidin' but this case
Fizzy lime drink, gross-ass taste

Whoo-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh
Whoo-ooh-ooh-hoo-ooh

Loosely holdin' on to life
Need a thirst-quencher, which is why
I will not go and drink that lime
Disgustin' juice, ugh
I'm loosely holdin' on to life
Need a thirst-quencher, not that lime
Stupid slogan ain't true
Ain't true, ain't true
I don't know what to do here

Whoo-hoo (whoo-hoo)
Whoo-hoo (whoo-hoo)
Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)
Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)
Whoo-hoo (whoo-hoo)
Whoo-hoo (whoo-hoo)
Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)
Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)
Whoo-hoo (whoo-hoo)
Whoo-hoo (whoo-hoo)
Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)
Whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh (whoo-hoo-ooh-ooh)

I would drink anything, one gulp, but I won't drink that...no, I won't drink that.

Your Vote & Comment Counts

The parody authors spend a lot of time writing parodies for the website and they appreciate feedback in the form of votes and comments. Please take some time to leave a comment below about this parody.

Place Your Vote

 LittleLots
Matches Pace of
Original Song: 
How Funny: 
Overall Score: 



In order for your vote to count, you need to hit the 'Place Your Vote' button.
 

Voting Results

 
Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 1

Voting Breakdown

The following represent how many people voted for each category.

    Pacing How Funny Overall Rating
 1   0
 0
 0
 
 2   0
 0
 0
 
 3   0
 0
 0
 
 4   0
 0
 0
 
 5   1
 1
 1
 

User Comments

Comments are subject to review, and can be removed by the administration of the site at any time and for any reason.

The author of the parody has authorized comments, and wants YOUR feedback.

Link To This Page

The address of this page is: http://www.amiright.com/parody/2010s/coldplay12.shtml For help, see the examples of how to link to this page.

This is view # 57