Ev'rytime we play some kinda game, pixelled or real life
I know just what to do to break your focus quick-like
Make insinuations that although you've played this game as a child
Never improved now that you're older
I don't have to elaborate, I just watch your eyes
Because when they start to twitch, pretty sure you'll find me
In what I think would be called "first place"
You're a tad predictable, have to tell you, it's all true
I don't mean to be a big boaster (oh, oh, oh)
But this is why I'm ranked higher (oh, oh, oh)
You always throw a fit, dude (oh, oh, oh)
When words get to you

Ooh, I'll taunt you, not to say that I need to, but
Ooh, it helps me right now
Ooh, I'll taunt you, it's not because I need to, but
Ooh-ooh, sure helps me right now

You're the kind of person who gets mad at the slightest inklin'
That your skills at things might possibly be in question
Did you mean to press B and not X, dude?
That's gonna deplete your score, shoulda known what you were in for
Because this is far from the first time that I've pulled this action
It's a very common trait of mine, this trash talkin'
Talented at choosin' words that will tighten
The veins in your forehead, make your gamin' skills drop way low
So your rank will never get closer (oh, oh, oh)
To mine, and I'll still climb higher (oh, oh, oh)
And even though I tell you (oh, oh, oh)
It will still work, dude

Ooh, I'll taunt you, I'm not sayin' I need to, but
Ooh, it helps me right now
Ooh, I'll taunt you, can't claim it's cause I need to, bud
Ooh-ooh, still helps me right now

Ooh-shay-ee-yeah-eah
Ooh-shay-ee-yeah-eah

Yes, I'm gonna tell you to your face, look straight in your eyes
That I'll force you to be irate to make your skills die
I have experience that my prior warnings will mean pure shite
And you'll still have many a balls-up
Ever since you won that one game of Smash Bros online
And you crushed me super quick, I've researched you, findin'
Ev'ry thing that makes you scrunch your face
And the signals from your lobes will proceed to plain fail you

Ooh, I'll taunt you, not implyin' I need to, but
Ooh, it helps me right now
Ooh, I'll taunt you, sure not because I need to, bud
Ooh-ooh, just helps me right now, simply helps right now

Ooh, I'll taunt you, won't be sayin' I need to, but
Ooh, it helps me right now
Ooh, I'll taunt you and it's not cause I need to, bud
Ooh-ooh, plain helps me right now
Ooh, I'll taunt you, nope, not sayin' I need to, but
Ooh, it helps me right now (just helps me right now)
Ooh, I'll taunt you, don't say it's cause I need to, bud (ooh, I don't need to now)
Ooh-ooh, just helps me right now