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Song Parodies -> "Pay-to-Play"

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"Ace of Spades"

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Microtransactions. The bane of players. Also known as the most common reason I get my ass kicked in Arena mode in Plants Vs Zombies 2.
Executive assholes are greedy for some cash
Want more bucks, your bucks, they won't get jack from me
They're messin' up the game with microtransactions, mate
Such a lust for green, they think what players need
Is some pay-to-play, damn pay-to-play

Whether it's a loot box for a stupid costume
Or ads that won't go unless you pay a fee
"Optional" they're flauntin', may be slightly true
But the fees for shit, they keep on pushin' it
Hate pay-to-play, damn pay-to-play

I'm shocked it's still in use, the clear mark of a douche
Their last PR guy went stir-crazy, can't give out those lies forever
"We'll patch it out!" That's bogus

Worst part if you ask me, it's evil genius, see:
I plain can't see me just not buyin' them
I cannot tell a lie, "deal-breaker"'s a lie
Main game's still played by me, won't partake in their sleaze
Hate pay-to-play, damn pay-to-play, uh

Not only is this the second song played on the Young Ones that I've done (after Our House), it's also the second Tony Hawk's Pro Skater theme I've done (after T.N.T.). These are things that only I care about, but I felt the need to share anyway.

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