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Song Parodies -> "Ice Breaker"

Original Song Title:


Original Performer:

Pat Benatar

Parody Song Title:

"Ice Breaker"

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The Lyrics

Dude's at a party and wants to start a conversation with a fellow party-goer...pity he can't think of anything to talk about!
Never been one for parties, ma-ate
I'm in over my hea-ea-ead
Tryna talk, it's not promisi-in'
Conversation's dea-ea-ead
What I need's a good ki-icker
To get ev'rybody talkin' free-ee
Normally a good thi-inker
But right now, nothin's comin' to me-e

Need an ice breaker, talk starter
Calm killer, this is awkward as can be
Need an ice breaker, chat starter
Calm slayer, brain gears turnin' round, go, go, go

Can't talk soccer, I'd be a liar
Know jack about sports ba-a-all
I could bring up how I'm real ti-ired
Might come off as "I'm bo-o-ored"
I'm not much of a jo-oker
When it comes to films, I'm a newbie-ie
Terrible at draw po-oker
This is real embarrassin', help me-e

Need an ice breaker, mouth mover
Brain jogger, I feel stupid as can be
Need an ice breaker, tongue mover
Brain kicker, nothin's comin' out, no, no, no

Ask her for a good to-opic?
I dunno, that sounds way too easy-y
Worth a try, bet it's no-onsense
Holy crap, she's opened up to me-e

There's my ice breaker, tongue wagger
Night kicker, now we're chattin' happily
There's my ice breaker, lip flapper
Plot mover, now we're blabbin' easily
There's my ice breaker, teeth chatt'rer
Thought shover, now we're rantin' comfortably
There's my ice breaker, talk starter
Calm killer, ice breake-er

I've never had to face this dilemma, if only because I'm used to standing awkwardly next to other people talking. Of course, that's assuming I go to parties. Which I don't.

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Pacing: 4.8
How Funny: 4.5
Overall Rating: 4.2

Total Votes: 4

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Jonathan - July 04, 2016 - Report this comment
Mint-Condition Parody! (ha ha! get it? Ice-Breaker? Mint?) ...I'll see myself out now... 5's

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