-> "Get Stuffed"
Original Song Title:
"Can't Stop" (MP3)
Parody Song Title:
Get stuffed, not in the mood for your shit
Stop buggin' me, ya little dipstick
You're asking with no hesitation
Ignoring my growing irritation
No "please" or "if you're not busy, Paul"
And then you ask two, three, and then four
More times, I'm nearly at my wits end
Why won't you shut up, ya bloody bell-end
"I've got another question for you"
Good lord, you never give up, do you?
Why can't you bother one of your friends?
Soon your head will sport a rather large dent
"Have you ever been to the jungle?"
Can't drown you out with Mr. Bungle
I'm sick of giving you the answers
No, this gut is not a sign of cancer!
You piss me off
You ask non-stop
I've had enough
So please get stuffed!
Can't you see the vein on my forehead?
You tick me off
You don't shut up
I throw my cup
And say "Get stuffed!"
Or, to quote Bart Simpson: "Get bent!"
Stop acting like a clown, you bozo
"Explain the hole that's in the ozone"
Just look it up in Wikiped-ya
My job is not to bloody spoon-feed ya
I'll get you done for work obstruction
Or maybe public irritation
"Which country was the first true nation?"
Please shut up, I'm not your info station!
Ev'ry time that I think you are done
You fire questions like a gat-gun
Although I have been persevering
Course to sanity, no longer steering
Get stuffed, I'm not in the mood for you
Questions are getting rather weird, dude
"Do butterflies like drinking Sno Top?"
What the holy hell, are you on crack, Bob?
I've had enough
Of your non-stop
Questions, so Bob
Please go get stuffed!
Willy Wonka would think you're deranged
I say shut up
But you don't stop
Can't stand this crud
So go get stuffed!
Jack Sparrow would think that you're strange
Please stop asking what it's about
I think you've got screws loose
That's not shocking
If anything, you've not one screw
Give me reason
Why I should not beat up you, crazy fool
I'm so seething with anger my grammar is screwed
Thanks to you
Get stuffed, I'm tiring of your shit
Can't tell if you are playing up this
Troll in real life, a bad vocation
Pain's your unintended invitation
"what are the buttons on your sleeves for?"
Good point, but I'm not in the mood for
Verbal jousting like I'm your best friend
Making fun of ev'ry single new trend
Knocked out - that's what I'd prefer of you
After all this, it would be fun too
But what I'm saying you don't quite get
I'd have more luck talking to the pavement
You're quite the random generator
Of stupid, pointless questions, aren't ya?
Any sense is not where you're veering
How'd you get a job in engineering?
I'd hit you with a dictionary
Six thousand pages, kinda scary
Somebody get me the nearest Webster's, please?
This dumb prat is beggin' for the A to Z
Get stuffed, I'm really pissed off at you
You're 50, act your age, ya daft fool!
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