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Song Parodies -> "Hooked Worms Fight Back"

Original Song Title:

"Good Girls Go Bad"

Original Performer:

Cobra Starship ft. Leighton Meester

Parody Song Title:

"Hooked Worms Fight Back"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

One man...is fighting for justice...for those poor little wormy worms!
I help those hooked worms fight
I help those hooked worms fight back
I help those hooked worms fight
I help those hooked worms fight
Hooked worms fight back
Hooked worms fight back

It isn't right (not right)
Yeah, I'm no fan of hurt
Want fish to bite (to bite)?
Just use a lure, you jerk
Cause if you try that and fail to stop
I'm gonna make you catch jack-all
Because I fight
For annelid rights

I help those hooked worms fight back
Help those poor hooked worms fight back
It's akin to the worst torture so it has to end
Up to me to do somethin' 'bout you bein' a prick
I help those hooked worms fight back
Help those poor hooked worms fight
Hooked worms fight back, back, back
Hooked worms fight back, back, back
Hooked worms fight

Dress like the night (the night)
And I'll steal your trunk
Or I'll just dive (just dive)
And remove those poor schmucks
I may be fine with the fish you've caught
But little worms? A line's been crossed
Cruel in my eyes
Revenge will be mine

I help those hooked worms fight back
Help those poor hooked worms fight back
And don't give me any bollocks 'bout "survival", prick
I know this is your hobby, so you're kind of a dick
I help those hooked worms fight back
Help those poor hooked worms fight
Hooked worms fight back, back, back
Hooked worms fight back, back, back
Hooked worms fight back

Oh, you want your dace? Well, too bad, you impale
Hapless annelids like an ass
You won't fill your face with some trout for a snack
With your methods, won't get a pass
I'm sure they feel pain so it's just not humane
To stick pointy hooks in their back
If you won't refrain, then you can't be shocked that
All your fishin' results are jack
I help those hooked worms fight back (your success today will be jack)
Help those poor hooked worms fight
Poor hooked worms fight back, yeah-eah-rah

Hooked worms fight back
'Fraid I'm never gonna stop it unless you do this:
Use plastic lures like normal people who aren't cruel dicks
I help those hooked worms fight back
Help those poor hooked worms fight back
I help those hooked worms fight
Hooked worms fight back, back, back
Hooked worms fight back, back, back
Hooked worms fight back

Oy nutta!

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