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Song Parodies -> "It's My Fight"

Original Song Title:

"It's My Life"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Bon Jovi

Parody Song Title:

"It's My Fight"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Stop helping me!
Don't have a problem with kickin' arses
You've got no prayer once the beatdown's started
Sometimes it might seem tables have been turned round
And so you make the choice to jump in, cut that out

It's my fight, it's not your battle
"Solo" means just that, you asshole (ah-ah-ah)
All you do is block my line of sight
It's my fight, you're only gonna get in my way
That means my fists will give you high pain (ah-ah-ah)
Which you don't deserve, alright? Just hide
It's my fight

I took a bad punch and hit the ground
Still don't need a helper, so stay the hell out
Just makin' it harder to hit his face
Yes, I'm on the floor but I've still got legs for days

It's my fight, none of your business
Not your nose that needs a quick fist (ah-ah-ah)
But it will be if you try, don't try
It's my fight, don't throw a broken bottle my way
The shards will still end up in my face (ah-ah-ah)
Don't be such a twit, alright? Just hide
Cause it's my fight

Ev'ry damn brawl, you keep "helpin' me out"
I think you may want to bring me down

It's my fight, one-sided slugfest
I told you you, need no help for this
Still you show up in my line of sight
It's my fight, a random scrap has no rules, fine, great
But the fact I said "Stop!" applies, mate (ah-ah-ah)
To the way I shout, alright? Just hide
It's my fight, so sick of this bullshit
Need no tips, know how to hook it (ah-ah-ah)
Don't need hard maths to let my fists fly
It's my fight, bets made on it, most favour my way
And you bet on this poor schmuck, I say (ah-ah-ah)
So you try to help, I'm right, just hide
Cause it's my fight

Okay, revise that: stop helping him!

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