Yeah-eah-eah
Yeah-eah-eah

I'm not that good with words, why'd you pick out this game? Jerk
I can't spell crap with these pissant letters
Can't add much, pathetic play to just add "bin"
Tacked right onto your "prawn" like a donkey tail pin

Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, never have good tiles, the absolutely worst luck
Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, nothing good I can place, why can't my dumb brain work?

Whoo-hoo
Whoo-hoo

Why'd you have to drag me, buddy, into this with you (in this with you now)?
You know I don't have skill or knack to do the things you do
I'm sure you've noticed my score lags (my score lags now)
Double letter or word tiles out of my reach once again

Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, don't say I don't try or you'll have these tiles for lunch
Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, ev'ry damn time, my brain forgets all that I've learned now

Whoo-hoo
Whoo-hoo

I've been losing to you, buddy, for a long, long time (long, long time now)
"It's just a game"? Don't be that jerk, 'cause I know that you moan and whine
When I cream your hide at chess, it's true (that's the truth now)
We've each got our own hells, so let me vent at you

Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, you use all your tiles, I've got six "L"s, which just sucks, hurts
Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, I don't know why I play, fail so bad that it hurts now
Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, least you never try to pull that "no real names" crud
Suck at Scrabble, get stuck with the dud words
Oh-oh, no, can we try a new game? Heard good things 'bout checkers now