First problem: I'm a skimmer
Always skippin' chunks of important text
But I need to get my a-arse movin'
Teacher wants an "A", no less

So I must be a test crammer
Shove knowledge i-in my-y brain
Oh, I need to be a test crammer
Prove I'm not a total dummy, yeah
Yeah

Of all the crazy creature kinds
Well, I find mar-marsupials, oh-oh
Are recurring thoughts in my brain
Wait, that may seem weird, let me explain
Mar-marsupials, whoa-oh

Because my face was sharpie'd overnight
Sharpie'd overnight, sharpie'd overni-ight
Rude words scrawled in sharpie overnight
Sharpie'd overnight, face got covered in lines

Hate you greatly
You make me irate
On my nerves constantly
Hate you greatly
Just by existing, you irk me

Gotta identify the teammate who-o sucks
It's a simple fact
We won't make progress with a teammate who-o sucks
Must get rid of the chaff

Can't fi-ind my reed
Ooh, can't fi-ind my damn sax's reed
I friggin' lost my reed

Yah, yah, yah, don't know how to juggle
Lookin' like a clown
Yah, yah, yah, sure wish I could juggle

Long-lastin'
Hist'ry keeps on passin'
Well, I'm a phoenix, fun'ral pyre's
My life re-lighter

Raspy
Raspy voice, can't hear a thing
With that raspy voice
Raspy
Raspy voice, too hard, it grates
Hate your raspy voice

Pain in the arse

Dude, what happened in Vegas?
Dude, what happened in Vegas?
Dude, what happened in Vegas?
Dude

Scout (hey!), scout (hey!), scope that place out
There's lots of things there to learn about
Go o-on, need info from you, get lo-ost

Gee-eez
I'm Princess Peach, kidnapped constantly
Poor Princess Peach, just sucks to be me
But that will change tonight, I-I'll drive Bowser crazy
Ooh, won't need no-one to save me
Won't need plumbers to save me
May sound crazy, but don't save me, I will save me
Hey!