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Song Parodies -> "Your Hands Aren't Done Scrubbin'"

Original Song Title:

"You Haven't Done Nothin'"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Stevie Wonder

Parody Song Title:

"Your Hands Aren't Done Scrubbin'"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Wash your hands, damn it!
Ow!

You sense the gaze I send at you
The sweat starts drippin', "What did I do?"
You're as observant as I'm told
Can tell that I'm mad but not why, dude

Because I am sick and tired of you headin' off
To deal with "private bus'ness", said with a cough
And when you're done, I'm always tellin' you
Your hands aren't done scrubbin'

Ow!

No, I'm not fooled, yes, your hands are cool
But there's no water on your self
Need you to try and do this right
What's left might make us sick as hell, ee-yeah-ee

Gettin' really sick and tired of the way you scoff
At my valid concerns then just wave 'em off
'Cause anybody here can see the truth
Your hands aren't done scrubbin'
Don't just wipe, I wanna see them bleed

Doo-doo: off, he-e-ey
Doo-doo: off, oh, whoa-whoa
Doo-doo: off, mmm, na-na
Doo-doo: off, oh, ho-oh
Doo-doo: off, mmm, dum-dum
Doo-doo: off

It's not the first time I've accused
You of a failure to wash and wipe, mmm
Man, one would think that all those smacks upside
Your head would fix your mind, mmm-mmm-mmm-hmm

I need to set up some alarms to go off
Not just in my house but ev'rywhere, you scoff
But 'til you're dead and I can say "I told you"
Your hands aren't done scrubbin', yeah-eah, nah
Na-na, scrubbin', scrubbin' (ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ha-ah-ah-ah)
Don't just wipe, scrub until your hands bleed (mmm-mmm-hmm-mmm-hmm-mmm-mmm)

Doo-doo: off (hoo), n-na-na
Doo-doo: off, ho-oh-oh
Doo-doo: off, mmm, co-co
Doo-doo: off, scrub 'em, yeah, yeah
Doo-doo: off, bum, bum-bum
Doo-doo: off, mmm, bum-bum
Doo-doo: off, mmm, come on
Doo-doo: off (don't care what you're late for, dipshit)
Doo-doo: off, mmm, dum-dum
Doo-doo: off, back to the counter, mate
Doo-doo: off, go, go-go
Doo-doo: off, ho-oh-oh-oh
Doo-doo: off, mmm, bum-bum
Doo-doo: off, mmm
Doo-doo: off, brr, eh, deh-deh
Doo-doo: off, dum, dum, dum, dum
Doo-doo: off, eh, deh-deh
Doo-doo: off, mmm-mm-mmm-mmm
Doo-doo: off, oh-oh, yeah

I wonder who, in the end, was angrier: the singer at people not washing their hands? Or Stevie Wonder at Richard Nixon? Oh, the mysteries of the ages...

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