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Song Parodies -> "Please Stop the Ambiance"

Original Song Title:

"We Are the Champions"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Queen

Parody Song Title:

"Please Stop the Ambiance"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

If your DM is the type of DM to play music during tabletop sessions, they should know it's very important to have the right track for the occasion. You don't want forest music during the giant fight, after all!
Setting the mood time after time
Sure makes a diff'rence when it's D'n'D night
But when you take too long to choose
Which music track suits the new battlescape just kills the groove
As the crickets go on and on and on and on

Please stop the ambiance, my friend
Can't roleplay our fighting with this dreck
Please stop the ambiance, please stop the ambiance
Click on a tune, sir, and please stop the ambiance, doesn't work

We don't want the sound of random bird calls
All while the big-ass ogre turns our poor rogue into a pancake because you stalled
Do you know what DM stands for? I doubt it's true
Because you've not proved a master of your soundtrack, it's a shame, it isn't hard to do
The wind noises go on and on and on and on

Please stop the ambiance, my friend
Mood's no longer climbing, it's just dead
Please stop the ambiance, please stop the ambiance
Pick out a tune, sir, and please stop the ambiance, doesn't work
Please stop the ambiance, my friend
This happens each time, it's sad as shit, oh
Please stop the ambiance, please stop the ambiance
Just pick a tune, sir, and please stop the ambiance

I'm glad to report that both of my DM's never do this. The only time there's an issue is when the software decides to crash, or my brother forgets to click the "repeat one" button and it somehow shuffles into my music. You think owl hooting in the middle of dragon combat's weird? Try doing that while mid-2000's R&B starts bumping away!

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