When it's ti-ime for rela-axin'
A few things I need
Big cushions, a ni-ice wine
Chair, definitely
But there's o-one main part that I need right here
I can't re-est my body if it's not here
Feet are alwa-ays so-ore, must u-un-so-ore them, alri-i-ight

'Fraid it's the tru-u-uth, tru-uth
I need this one thing, du-u-ude, du-ude
Must have that footstoo-oo-ool, stoo-ool
So gimme tha-at footstoo-ool, you bastard
Hard to keep my coo-oo-ool, coo-ool
When you're actin' like a dou-ou-ouche, dou-ouche
By hoggin' that footstoo-oo-ool, stoo-ool
Just give me tha-at footstoo-ool, you bastard, bastard

Need it be-ecause i-it's so soft
Beneath my feet
Sure you might nee-eed it just as much, though
The simple fact is: you're no-ot me
You've worked a-all day long? Sorry, I don't care
I'm kind o-of in the same damn boat, not fair
Must take a loa-oad o-off, must ta-ake o-off with this, ri-i-ight

Who cares if you-ou-ou, you-ou
Need sim'lar comfort, du-u-ude, du-ude?
I want that footstoo-oo-ool, stoo-ool
So I'll take tha-at footstoo-ool, you bastard
Hoggin' it ain't coo-oo-ool, coo-ool
So I'll do it back to you-ou-ou, you-ou
I'm keepin' this footstoo-oo-ool, stoo-ool
Cause I want tha-at footstoo-ool, you bastard, bastard

You've said "No-o-oo-o-o-o"
But I'm deaf to that word, bro-o-oo-o-o-o, oh-ooh

Steal it from you-ou-ou, you-ou
Have to find your own, du-u-ude, du-ude
Now it's my footstoo-oo-ool, stoo-ool
Yes, I'll keep tha-at footstoo-ool, you bastard
Call my theft uncoo-oo-ool, coo-ool
Just cause I deemed your son Ju-u-ude, Ju-ude
As my brand-new footstoo-oo-ool, stoo-ool
Too bad, he's my-y footstoo-ool, you bastard, bastard