May seem like just a normal man
Above detection
And so you sai-aid "Hey, my man
What's up, what's happ'nin'?"
I wish I could tell you
What has been goin' on
But my mouth hates me, dude
Such a twisted to-ongue

Misspeakin' words, come out like thi-is
"I doing-flanged the mufflang plardwich"
Misspeakin' words ev'ry time, i-it's
Untranslateable, I've tried it
I can't sing songs, can't ask for rides
It all comes out like "terglite"
Misspeakin' words, I said "bargli-it"
Wait, "fargkri-it"

When I speak, I don't sound quite sane
"Ding florble slabber"
Lucky if I can say my name
Can't relay danger
Don't know why it's all screwed
Not nerves, cause I can't say
Words when I'm alone, dude
It's kinda la-a-ame (oh-oh-oh)

Misspeakin' words, come out like thi-is
"Budang blerp fong dingle hordsitch" (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words ev'ry time, i-it
Makes a simple "hey" sound mindless (oh-oh-oh)
All comes out wrong, it really bites
Only my sneezes sound right (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words, said "conflarbri-it"
Wait, "snorvli-it"

Nothing wrong with my brain at all
They've checked and scanned, they got smeg all
Maybe curses aren't fictional
It sucks, dude, I hate i-it
Nothing comes out the way I mea-ea-ea-eant (oh-oh-oh)

Misspeakin' words, come out like thi-is
"Kajang hoip vung slerble wenktitch" (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words ev'ry time, i-its
Makes folks want the sound of silence (oh-oh-oh)
Not using bongs, no weed, alright
Still makin' no sense tonight (oh-oh-oh)
Misspeakin' words, I said "vorni-it"
Wait, "quongpli-it" (oh-oh-oh)