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Hey
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Who needs all of these shoes?
Doesn't seem ri-ight
Sneakers, thongs and formal ones
Maybe slippers for those cold ni-ights, yeah
Those are all you should need, my dear (ah-ah)
Not this wall full of platform boots, I sneer (ah-ah)
Cause it's true (it's not a lie)
Nobody needs all these shoes (it's dumb as shite)

You don't need all these shoes
All do the same to your stance
And when you go out into town
People don't give two craps, yeah
If your shoe choice repeats, don't fear (ah-ah)
If they do, they're ponces who need a jeer (ah-ah)
Cause it's true (far from a lie, it's so true)
Nobody needs all these shoes (it's dumb as shite, I tell you)
You don't need all of these shoes (a silly sight, all these shoes)
Nobody cares, they're just shoes (you know I'm right)
Wow!

Hey

You don't need all these shoes
They look squished-up, sad si-ight
Not a lot of room, you know
That means you'll cut down now, ri-ight? Yeah
Didn't think so, all you can hear (ah-ah)
Is "I need more shoe shelves" It's not healthy, dear (ah-ah)
It's still true (it's not a lie, it's quite true)
Nobody needs all these shoes (it's dumb as shite, I tell you)
You don't need all of these shoes (an absurd sight, all these shoes)
Nobody cares 'bout your shoes (and those who do are weird, dude)
Don't waste your cash on these shoes (a huge waste, right)
I don't mind that you're a dude (no, I don't mind)
Who cares about fashion, true (it's quite all right)
It's just you're mad about shoes (might need some therapy, dude)

Hey
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Hey, hey, hey, hey
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