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Song Parodies -> "This Awful Pilot"

Original Song Title:

"Enjoy the Silence"

Original Performer:

Depeche Mode

Parody Song Title:

"This Awful Pilot"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

As in "bloke who flies" not "standalone episode of a TV show used to sell it to a network".
Can't abi-ide it
This crap pi-ilot
He's ad-libbin'
His trip around the world
First Tenne-essee
Then Egy-ypt, please
Doesn't even land
Oh, makes my head whirl

He had better stop it
Can't say that it's "scenic"
Just clouds there, you arse
It's not very extraordinary
Won't you please stop thi-is farce?

And I've no-oticed
You're quite ho-opeless
At this "steerin'" thing
Should be lineal
When in a-a plane
No dips o-or sways
We've all vomited
So be sensible

Cut the swervin', stop it
You don't have a reason
No threats on your arse
This is very utterly scary
Come on, man, stop thi-is farce

Really gotta stop it
All the snacks you're eatin'
Not just from some hoard
Redirectin' the stewardesses
To only serve you-ou, Lord
Really should be swappin'
Jobs with the co-pilot
Least that's what I thought
But he's takin' a nap, I'm hatin'
Ev'ry damn snore, plea-ease stop

This awful pilot

"Attention passengers, to those who may have noticed that we're five hours late and we just buzzed pass the pyramids, you are all cordially invited to sit and spin."

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the_copout_of_parodies - September 01, 2016 - Report this comment
This awful parody.

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