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Song Parodies -> "Is This How You Peel?"

Original Song Title:

"Is This How You Feel?"

Original Performer:

The Preatures

Parody Song Title:

"Is This How You Peel?"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

How for does fruit work?!
I'd like a quick bite
But fruit and veg is all I can find
Home Ec knowledge departed
Since I dropped it back in Year 9
If I want this snack
I need to hope I'm good at improv
Not sure how to cut, not sure where to make lines
To skin remove

Tell me: is this how you peel?
I wanna know, wanna know
Is this how you peel?

I need to cut to get at the real fruit
Don't know which way or angle is best, dude
First incision could be a mistake
Turn all the flesh into goo
Got some tools I might need now
Peeler, obviously, six knives for some flair
Hacksaw, some drill bits now
Some say that's a bit much, that's not so for me
Not a peelin' dude, so I feel I'm free
To try ev'rything to boost my luck
At skinnin' this fruit

Tell me: is this how you peel?
I wanna know, wanna know
Is this how you peel?

Eat, I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna
Eat, I wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna
Wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna, wanna

Scared I'll lop my thumb off, mate
And get blood over the fruit slice
That's a real problem

Tell me: is this how you peel?
I wanna know, wanna know
Is this how you peel?
I wanna know, wanna know
Is this how you peel?
I wanna know, wanna know
Is this how you peel?
I wanna know, wanna know
Is this how you peel? Tell me
Is this how you peel?
Is this how you peel? Tell me
Is this how you peel?
Is this how you peel? Tell me
Is this how you peel?
Is this how you peel? Tell me
Is this how you peel?
Is this how you peel? Tell me
Is this how you peel?
Is this how you peel? Tell me
Is this how you peel?
Is this how you peel? Tell me

I personally have a different problem. I know how to peel, I just don't trust my shaky hands to screw things up for me. Also, while I also dropped Home Ec as soon as I could in school, I don't remember which year it was off-hand.

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