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Song Parodies -> "Genital Destruction"

Original Song Title:

"Sexual Eruption"

Original Performer:

Snoop Dogg

Parody Song Title:

"Genital Destruction"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

A swift hit to the happy sacks is almost guaranteed to be hilarious. The key word here is "almost"...
You say you're twenty-nine?
I would've guessed you were five
With how you call your blows
Compared to their belts, they're low
Cause you're obsessed with genital destruction (destruction)
Must get your fix of genital destruction (destruction)
Can you quit with the genital destruction (destruction)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh

"Called shot to the dick!" I think that's twenty-three, three, three
Times this night that you've rolled damage for the foe's peen, peen, peen
Vary a little, dude, no need for a spree, spree, spree
Of damaged testicles, cause it's D&D, D, D

It's out of place, your genital destruction (destruction)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh
Genital destruction (destruction)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh (whoa-ooh)
I have to draw the line
Sick of each roll of the dice
Because they're all followed
With more borin' bollocks blows

Would switch to Halo now, but I know you'd repeat, -peat, -peat
The same tactic, yawn-worthy, isn't that funny, geez, geez, geez
It's all that you ever do, this ain't Jackass, please, please, please
Lay off of the Covenant and those on your team, team, team

Spare us your constant genital destruction (destruction)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh
Genital destruction (destruction)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh

You go straight for the nuts, don't matter if the damn game lets you do so
Claim you just wanna find out
But you take it too far, let it up (let up)
Don't think Pokémon has it in the code now
Each game you pop in, one thing on your mind:
Can I smack that dude's peen (peen)?
Even seen you go for the lowest blow in real life, you'll hit
Me in my nutsack, please (please)
I think you're an addict for the nutshot, refrain (-frain)
It's so stupid how your twitchy, grinnin' face (face)
Boasts how the puck will veer right into the goalie's dick
You say you aim to please, you should know that it's just you, prick
See, you've gained a fixation
The first time nads were hit, you got praise, adulation
But it's been eighty-two times since this mornin', crushed nuts
No-one else enjoys your spree of destruction

Genital destruction (destruction) (love genital destruction, yeah)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh (sarcasm)
Genital destruction (destruction)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh
Genital destruction (destruction) (all the time, let it lie)
Genital destruction (destruction), whoa-ooh, whoa-ooh

My tenders!

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Matthias - December 11, 2017 - Report this comment
As a D&D player I have to say that this does happen and it's hilarious! This tune reminded me of Blaydeman's "Kicked In The Nuts" song with some variations on it but that's alright with me!
Max Power - December 12, 2017 - Report this comment
This reminds me of the incident at the MMA, I mean it's cringy. 555 levels of pain.

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