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Song Parodies -> "Game Boy"

Original Song Title:

"Cowboy"

Original Performer:

Kid Rock

Parody Song Title:

"Game Boy"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Not the handheld console, but a guy who's obsessed with video games. Said guy is not based on me (I usually SUCK at games, except platformers), but whatever.
Game Boy
Game Boy

Well, I like video games, 'cause they don't cost a bomb
I save women from the head of Empire of Grom
Using arrows and spells, swords and shields
Buy them upgrades, bombs, armour made from steel
Whether it's a shoot-'em-up or RPG
I will beat it in three hours, just time me
Ev'ry game, ev'ry console I'm p4wning the most
No one online can even come close

I may boast all day long, not without cause
Each game is a cinch, I rarely press pause
Switch to Age of Empires, and defeat Rome
Simultaneously, I'll defend home
Get on Xbox Live, just so I might get challenged
Whether Halo or Saint's Row, my raw talent
OpRocks is my screenname, my boy
And I'm gonna kick your asshole

Because I am the best at
Games, it's crazy
Tony Hawk's, I can link ten hours of grindin'
Games boy, baby
Playin' Zelda, Ganon is mine
Spend all my cash on games, amazing
Got a discount 'cause I play all day
Games boy, baby
I can snipe a n00b from a mile away

Can almost hear the gamers freakin'
When I am signed in
I go (gunshots), they're gone with the wind
Let's brawl, on Brawl, that Smash Ball is mine
And soon you'll have lost, and in record time
Play 360, achievements mine
I will play ev'ry game, despite the price
And if the game is crap, then I'll use it for a throw toy
And take pictures of it, so you'll know I'm a

Games boy, baby
Got my hard drive chipped and controllers wireless
Games boy, baby
Ev'ry Heart Piece in Zelda's mine
Games boy, baby
Sleepin' at night, I'll kick ass all day
Games boy, baby
I can dodge grenades that may come my way

Yeaaaaaaaaah
OpRocks
You know I'm the best
Playin' Grand Theft Auto 4, you should know the rest
Drivin' a crappy Corvette, drive over grass
'Cause it gets you to the next town quite fast
Played Sonic, played Halo, played Crash Bandicoot
Stopped the source, killed the boss, crushed his face with my boots
Got respect for Nintendo, they can make games all right
I'll play Conker all day, and Zelda all nigh HUH
On Xbox, play Armed and Dangerous*
You don't know of it? Might not have been famous
It's still awesome, just like ToeJam
Gits diss the third game, but I just say "screw 'em"!

If you wanna talk to me... I'll be here in front of the TV
Because you see, I am an obsessed gamer
I keep surfin' the websites for new screenshots or trailers
Cuss like a flamer if the game sucks
It could be quite articulate, could just be 'F*CK!'
I'm flippin' the bird at the TV screen when
Link stops movin' though I'm mashin' all the buttons

Games boy!
With a bowl of chips and 'bout six Iced Coffees
Games boy!
Spend all my time lyin' on my behind
Games boy!
Playin' all night at a LAN par-tay
Games boy!
I can see the weakspot near straight away
Games boy!
With the platformers and the sporting game sims
Games boy!
Waste my whole life playin' these games? Fine!
Games boy!
Gamin' all night because I can, hey!
Games boy!
Shot the level boss from a mile away
Games boy!
Got a rep' so fierce even pros run cryin'
Games boy!
And my job is a beta tester! Ownage!
Gaaaaaaamesbooooooooy!
*Look it up. Funny as hell, I swears it.

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Jonathan S. - October 28, 2008 - Report this comment
DKTOS, except for the chorus, but I thought I'd drop by and mention I had the same title-sub idea. Another one gets snatched up...
Guy - May 09, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC-5G)

I game, iPOD, why bother? How about a nice game of pinball? I can identify - most video games leave me angst. I remember the old Infocom games that were text based. They made the player solve situations in order to move through the game to its conclusion. Yeah - but who cares about creative thinking these days - except for parody writers. Fine job here COP.
Agrimorfee - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
Great job TCOP. Best I've seen in awhile, with TMGLTM.
Jeff Reuben - May 18, 2009 - Report this comment
How in the world did this only get one vote and comment a year ago? This was funny and very well done!
Stuart McArthur - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) dunno about all those games mentioned tcop, but it flowed beautifully and had great animation! - loved the challenged/talent rhyme too - good get - seems like a very difficult OS to parody mate - 555
Melanie Lee - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
(ABC) Not bad, not bad. Quite clever. I had a hard time following it here and there. Though I didn't laugh, I did smile a little, and though I found the OS somewhat annoying, I admire your effort. Almost a 5-4-5, but I gave it 5-5-5.
Claude Prez - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
Not much of a gamer at all but some good rhymes and stuff.
Red Ant - May 28, 2009 - Report this comment
This flowed pretty well to the OS. Great topic, pieman. Best line was "I can snipe a n00b from a mile away". 5s

Here's a pic you might enjoy:

http://www.flickr.com/photos/32712057@N06/3574055119/
Matthias - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
It's a me Matthias-O!!! Fantastic parody here T-Cop one of your best for sure!
Below Average Dave - May 29, 2009 - Report this comment
Ah, I'm sorry, but, the rhyme scheme was changed so much I had trouble singing this one, I also was not familiar with a lot of the games, It was a massive effort-I give you props for that, but one thing often missed on this song is 'internal rhyming', where there are several rhymes in the same line, maybe the massive change in rhyme type threw me off--I don't know, but it seemed to miss those rhymes, as a recording parodist, it's hard to follow when a song this fast is this altered. Still good job, and good title.

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