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Song Parodies -> "Burps Go Boom"

Original Song Title:

"Girls Like You"

Original Performer:

Maroon 5 ft. Cardi B

Parody Song Title:

"Burps Go Boom"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Part of my "Turnin' It Up" self-challenge. Don't you hate it when you need to burp but you can't? This dude does...
Been known to devour food with real power, it's true
Though once the meal ends, there's a real trend, ooh-ooh
That the sheer speed I shovelled food might have been dumb
I don't feel that good, mate, it's understood, mate, you can't stand close

Cause burps go boom right out of guys like me
Should watch out when I eat food
Because a burp will boom, yeah, yeah
Burps go boom, I thought it would be soon
Come on, I've got things to do
When will that burp go boom? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah
Stupid-ass burp, go boom, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah
When will that burp go boom?

Can't let gas fly when it's trapped tight in you (ey-uh)
Want it to raise up and out, not stay stuck, ooh-ooh
I've tried to lean right, I've heard that inclines help out, but (ey, oh-oh, oh-oh)
I still don't feel good, mate, give up? I could, mate, afraid I won't
Yeah

This burp won't boom, pisses off guys like me
Cause sometimes I feel 'bout two
Laugh when a burp goes boom, yeah, yeah
Burps go boom, need this one to go soon
Cause I'd like to eat more food
When will that burp go boom? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah
Stupid-ass burp, go boom, yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah
When will that burp go boom? Yeah, yeah

Burps go boom
Stupid-ass burp, go boom, yeah, yeah
Oh-oh, burps go boom
When will that burp go boom?

Happens way too many times, could blame the huge servin' size
Or my impatience, should savour the taste, right, yeah
I say biological reasons should be the main fault
For why this bubble is sittin' still inside

Get up out my throat, you stupid friggin' bubble (yow)
Cause I really feel that you're gonna cause me trouble (yow)
Can't just let a burp go free and vacate me
Whenever it wants, burps just make you look lazy (look worse)
I've made a lotta burps in life, it's rough
I knew when to keep 'em tight, locked up
And when to let 'em out loudly, loudly
And that's never when people crowd me, crowd me
That's why I'm stressed, dude, I keep my belchin' (huh)
Inside my friggin' house so that no-one else ends up smellin' (whoo!)
My insides, insides, stop, stop (skrrt)
Though it's way less a deal than my farts, off track, I know
I don't really wanna have cause for gut damage
For keepin' air for too long, shouldn't languish
Tempted to gulp air, sometimes helps it along
But it would be shitty if that makes my innards pop (ah)

Damn burp won't boom, normally guys like me
Belch without a pause, it's true
I need this burp to boom (oh), yeah, yeah
Burps go boom, this one should follow suit
Like Marvin the Martian, dude
When will that burp go boom? Yeah, yeah
Yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah
Stupid-ass burp, go boom, yeah, yeah (oh-oh, no, ooh-ho)
Yeah, yeah-ee-yeah, yeah, yeah-ee-yeah-eah-eah
When will that burp go boom?

It's conventional wisdom in my house that leaning left is what gets the burps out since that's the side where your stomach resides, but that wouldn't rhyme. Also, I get why the single version of this song is longer than the album version because everyone needs more Cardi B in their lives (not being sarcastic, she really is awesome), but why did the video add an extra half-a-chorus before said Cardi-ness and slightly extend the outro? Not quite seeing the logic there.

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