I've got this fear that you have it out for all of us 'cause of what you've thrown down
We came here to roll dice but this is a bit much, it ain't right
A major part of DnD, maybe more but those I've not played
Have to roll a whole die to hope that you don't blow up and die
What gets real nuts is the stream of
Times you need us to try to throw off a spell, it's insane

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
It's too much, I fear, must we roll all these saves?
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Whole sessions made of this, crazy, insane
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Should not drink a beer with each roll of a save
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
I'd die, I fear, no roll of a save

Say it's not your fault but I doubt it, your own story, it's no module, right?
There's a further lie: I know the stat blocks, there's more actions to try
I don't like it as a constant
Think I'll go mad, got ev'ry bonus burned into my brain

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
For blindness or fear, gotta roll lots of saves
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
No attacks made from you, maybe that's crazed
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
You just need to steer away from constant saves
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
So sick to hear you call out for saves

Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Wish I could rest safer in the knowledge that you never steer to what we're weak to now
That's a dick move, hate that, still enraged at all your crap

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Sprain our wrists, I fear, with the near-constant saves
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
I know we've made more than failed, still a pain
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
Don't make me leave here by fudge-botching a save
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
I'll make it clear: hate onslaughts of saves

La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da
La-da-da-da-da, la-da-da-da-da