Haven't blown up like I think my channel oughta
Zero drama which should be good but it's not
In the middle, getting by but still not that huge
Standard channel, say you wanna help out with a bump
Thought that you'd pitch collaborations or an offer to proofread my scripts
But what I got instead was bonkers, I don't think you've really thought through it

You wanna fake some drama? Start a fight, yeah, that all involved know ain't real now?
Should really jack up what views come my way? I've seen it happen but I doubt
That it'll all turn out good like what's in your plan, you need to rip it up because it sucks
I think you've been a bit blind to the kind of scenes that'll happen if you raise a fuss
Stupid, "fake some drama"? Rather die
I'd prefer to drown in obscurity than try your crap
I'm not that stupid, faking drama won't work right
'Cause it's just insane, it's crazy, no, I won't do that

I got problems with this dumbass plan you've brought up
Only gonna bring cash at the cost of pride
And the drama will bring fans, just ones real toxic
Sure, they'll defend you from awful takes to proper crimes
And that's all assuming that they won't go w
When it all sinks in we've lied to them by the truckload
I don't want short-term greed because it will blow
Only come-back option there: drive a DeLorean straight down the road

Not gonna fake some drama, that ain't right, yeah, I don't know why you have no doubts
I have to pass on your straight-up deranged offer, don't weasel, must pull out
'Cause there's no version that's good, even if you can create an argument 'bout pointless stuff
This is the Internet, I've seen sane people freak if you like your peanut butter chunked
Stupid, "fake some drama"? Rather die
There's no part that's sound, so confused that this was your first plan
Because it's stupid, faking drama won't work right
Not a single "maybe" in me, it's completely crap

Stupid, "fake some drama"? Rather die
Think I'll ask around, YouTubers who I'm sure aren't mad
Won't be stupid, faking drama won't work right
You said it's worked great? For who, please? Need to unsub, stat