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Song Parodies -> "You Want A Smack?"

Original Song Title:

"I Want You Back"

Original Performer:

Jackson 5

Parody Song Title:

"You Want A Smack?"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

Sometimes you need to add a dash of violent threats to get someone to shut up...
Uh-uh-huh, hu-u-uh, hu-uh-uh-uh-uh
You need to shut up now (uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh)
Uh-huh (uh-huh-huh, uh-huh-huh)

I'm aware that you need help, but you are pushin' it no-ow
Personal space has been invaded by you, please get ou-out
You need to get it in your skull: if you don't up and boo-ook
You will get a taste of my-y right and left handed hooks

Look, buddy, I gave you the cha-ance (to get out of Do-odge, dude)
You're bein' a rea-ea-eal pain in the arse
Look, arsehole, all I want is you to go-o (won't you go, bu-uddy)
Please don't force me to cause you real harm (you want a smack?)
Cause I wi-ill now (you want a smack?)
Ooh, ooh, buddy (you want a smack?)
Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah (you want a smack?)

No matter how much you get sho-oved, you get back in my si-ight
Hate to be a je-erk, wait no, that is a lie-ie
Couldn't care less what you wa-ant, cause you're so obnoxious no-ow
It cannot be wo-orth your dumb face still bein' around
Still here? Piss off now

Look, buddy, I won't give you one more cha-a-ance (cause I kinda ha-ate you)
You had better lea-ea-ea-eave, I'll kick your arse
Look, arsehole, I don't get why you won't go-o (won't you go, bu-uddy)
Temptin' me to remove both your arms, uh-uh-huh

All I wa-ant (a-buh-buh-buh-buh)
You to lea-eave (a-buh-buh-buh-buh)
All I want (a-buh-buh-buh-buh)
You to leave

Oh, I'll squash you flat if you don't piss right off, dude
Leave me (leave me) leave me (leave me) leave me-e-e (leave me) (you want a smack?)
If you say your damn thing (you want a smack?)
Will you take the hi-int?
Cause, buddy, you really enrage me so-o-o-o-o-o
So what did you-ou want to say, you arse (swear I won't smack)?
Spill the beans, then stop (swear I won't smack)
Talkin' to-o me, clo-od
There's somethin' a-crawlin' on me, man? Ow! You flicked me in the nose, dude
Buddy (oh), buddy (oh), buddy-y (oh), you'll get a smack
You earned this smack

Everybody dance the Baby Groot!

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