-> "Incessant Flies"
Original Song Title:
"Desert Night"
Parody Song Title:
"Incessant Flies"
The Lyrics
My lunch is makin' me a target here
Isn't right, need some protection, yeah-eah
You want more details before you give help?
Just use your eyes, got these incessant flies
The sun gets blotted out by these swarmin' flies
Why must they be there?
Oh, please help me out, just help me out
I'm screwed here
Give me some Mortein now, cause this sight ain't pretty
Not very fair
Flies are ev'rywhere, they're ev'rywhere
Far too near
Where's the sky? Oh, it's covered now
By the flies, oh, an awful cloud
I guess that I pack food to some excess
Because I find I still feel empty, yeah-eah
But it's dumb that I'm the singular focus
Of all the flies, this feast should be mine
Piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off
Oh, they're comin' down, straight comin' down
My great fear
There's other people round, go eat their lunch, spare me
This isn't fair
Lots of others there, clog up their air
Far from here
Just cause I, oh, have enough chow
To make my, oh, stomach burst now
Of all the folks with lunch to draw swarms of flies
Doesn't seem that fair
For it to be my lunch to draw swarms of flies
Isn't right
Stupid flies
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