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Song Parodies -> "Incessant Flies"

Original Song Title:

"Desert Night"

Original Performer:


Parody Song Title:

"Incessant Flies"

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The Lyrics

Shoo, fly, don't bother me. You too, other fly. And you. And you. And yo- holy crap, there's a lot of you.
My lunch is makin' me a target here
Isn't right, need some protection, yeah-eah
You want more details before you give help?
Just use your eyes, got these incessant flies

The sun gets blotted out by these swarmin' flies
Why must they be there?
Oh, please help me out, just help me out
I'm screwed here
Give me some Mortein now, cause this sight ain't pretty
Not very fair
Flies are ev'rywhere, they're ev'rywhere
Far too near

Where's the sky? Oh, it's covered now
By the flies, oh, an awful cloud

I guess that I pack food to some excess
Because I find I still feel empty, yeah-eah
But it's dumb that I'm the singular focus
Of all the flies, this feast should be mine

Piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off, piss off
Oh, they're comin' down, straight comin' down
My great fear

There's other people round, go eat their lunch, spare me
This isn't fair
Lots of others there, clog up their air
Far from here

Just cause I, oh, have enough chow
To make my, oh, stomach burst now
Of all the folks with lunch to draw swarms of flies
Doesn't seem that fair
For it to be my lunch to draw swarms of flies

Isn't right
Stupid flies

This is why DIY one-man buffets are never a good idea.

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Pacing: 5.0
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Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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Jonathan Spurlock - May 17, 2019 - Report this comment
Don't really know TOS very well but I agree: flies can and do ruin any kind of picnic or even just having a sandwich and soft drink on the back porch. A trio of 5's for your efforts.

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