-> "Can't Refrain, Must Steal"
Original Song Title:
"Dance the Way I Feel"
Original Performer:
Ou Est le Swimming Pool
Parody Song Title:
"Can't Refrain, Must Steal"
The Lyrics
I wasted most of my youth bein' a shit
Pilfered all I thought I could hide
Soon as the grownups wandered eyes
Since they never found me out, it stayed within
And now it's really kinda subconscious
No, I don't mean to take things, please
Stop?
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop stealin'? The wish that I could's very real
Stop? Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop stealin'? My hands do it themselves, I feel
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
I can't go out cause my bags will soon lack space
Pockets get crowded with the crowd's
Wallets and smartphones and loose change
Keep grabbin' all of these objects at a pace
That I'm shocked that I'm not detected
With how far down my bag's weighed
Stop?
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop stealin'? Tell my hands that, they've got such zeal
Stop? Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop stealin'? My fingers don't get the appeal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop? Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop? Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Yes, I've tried to get some help
Duct-taped both my hands to myself
But guess what? I stole the tape, bud
My compulsion, it's my hell
Psychiatrists, they tried to quell
It, so I nicked their phones
Stop?
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop stealin'? I wish that was a simple deal
Stop? Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop stealin'? Shit, let me give you back your heels
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop? Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Stop? Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
Sorry, I can't refrain, must steal
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