-> "Hide"
Original Song Title:
"Drive"
Parody Song Title:
"Hide"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Gone away
Hide the stuff that I don't like
'Cause I can't admit I didn't want it (didn't want it)
And so away those things go
And I forgot where they went
It started when I was a kid, could've been three, maybe four
Plate was full of things my childish sense of taste abhorred
So I'd sneak it to the floor, find a hole, now it's gone (don't want it)
Hide the stuff that I don't like, ee-yeah
Way too awkward to say "I don't want it (I don't want it)"
Got stashes all 'round my home
I've labelled none, won't be missed (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
Ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
A habit that I've failed to crack, won't crack
None of it's been sealed, the smell ain't that bad
It used to have a nasty stench but I gained a clue
Food I hate is for the bin or maybe just thrown at you, yeah
But the other crap? They're deep inside
My walls, my floor, the attic that's mine
There's no room for insulation, yikes
A new tactic, must find
Hide the stuff that I don't like
'Cause the return desk says "I don't want it"
Ain't good enough, man, that blows (that blows)
So all that stuff stays hidden (ayy)
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ho-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-ho-ooh (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
Oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ho-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh-whoa (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (mmm-hmm-mmm-mmm, mmm)
Wish I could say I never wanted this (oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ho-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-ho-ooh)
Because it's turned into madness (it's madness) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (mmm-mmm-mmm-mmm)
But a small part still wanted this (oh-ooh-whoa-oh-ho-ooh-whoa-ooh-whoa-oh-ooh-whoa)
'Cause I don't like to talk (like to talk) (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Tellin' someone that their present blows (it blows)
Whether it's 'cause it's somethin' that I own (I own)
Or it's a thing I'd never stick on a list, feels like shit (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
And no amount of tact
Will hide the truth that's in their eyes, their soul cringes and I (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Hate to cause that (don't want it)
Hide the stuff that I don't like (yeah-eah-eah-ee-eah)
Squirrel anything I never wanted (never wanted)
Includin' lettin' folks know
Must put this song there with it (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), yeah-yeah-ee, uh
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