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Song Parodies -> "What a Tight Squeeze"

Original Song Title:

"Caught a Lite Sneeze"

 (MP3)
Original Performer:

Tori Amos

Parody Song Title:

"What a Tight Squeeze"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

When the only entrance into the super high-tech vault is a bit thinner than you...
Hey, hey

What a tight squeeze
Up to my knees
Such a tight grate
Bye-bye feet
Boy, this is not wide
Oy, I can't quite slide
Joy, there is little
Can't quit, I fear
Do-do-o, do-do-d-do-do
Do-do-o
My butt's a big load
So this hurts so

Building (it's gone wrong)
Stumbling down (it's gone wrong)
Didn't know this part was so small (it's gone wrong)
Couldn't smash the wall (like the Hulk)
And so I'm stuck cause of my butt

I'm tiring out tryna force my feet
Further down, feels like hell, I know that I should quit
But inside there, well, is just what I need
To no longer feel hell, that's right, it's some good shit

Building (it's gone wrong)
Stumbling down (it's gone wrong)
Only way in is down this hole (it's gone wrong)
I thought I could crawl (like a slug)
But now I'm stuck in this sad rut

"What's inside?" I hear over and over
Just a great new second skin
On my frame, man, I could rifle through your place
And you'd never tell even if I wore huge bells

What a tight squeeze
Easing through's no breeze
Wish I'd known
Then I'd have brought grease
Boy, it's a small pipe
Oy, this don't feel nice
Boy, don't belittle
Since you're not here
Boy, not impressive
Succumbed to fear
Progress may be slow
It's still made, though
I see my knees go
Inside, small pro

Building (it's gone wrong)
Stumbling down (it's gone wrong)
I'll get what I want after all (not that wrong)
I won't take the fall (guards are dumb)
Won't see this coming cause it's dumb

Comment the first: So it's kinda like in Breath of the Wild where the armour that stops Link from bursting into flame is only found in the place that makes you burst into flame.
Comment the second: Man, "Caught a Lite Sneeze" sounds like the parody title, doesn't it?

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