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Song Parodies -> "Sultanas"

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Camila Cabello ft. Young Thug

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The Lyrics

Raisins. Shrivelled grapes. Satan's withered balls. Whatever you call 'em, this dude don't like 'em!

Sultanas, ooh-na-na (ayy)
Why is this tart filled with sultanas? Ooh-na-na (ayy, ayy)
Give it a try? No, I don't wanna, na-na-na, uh
Oh, cause I plain don't like sultanas (ayy)
They make me wanna vomit (uh-huh)
Sultanas, ooh-na-na (uh)

I'm not gonna eat it, or I'll be pukin', uh
Be like Exorcist 2
Except they did that, was a stupid movie (movie), uh
Gettin' off track, it's true
But I'd rather turn into a critic (hey)
Than think about this "food"
The shrivelled-ness makes me wanna pitch it (pitch it), uh
Straight through a window like ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (ayy)
I cannot stand the texture (ayy), responds weird to teeth pressure
Wanna ditch it like ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh
You want a slice? I'll let ya, I think it's gross, oh-na-na-na-na-na (woo)

Sultanas, ooh-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (ayy)
Ruined this tart with those sultanas, ooh-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (ayy, ayy)
Just have one bite (not gonna)? Like hell I'm gonna, na-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh), uh
Oh, cause I plain don't like sultanas (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (ayy)
I'd rather eat sheep bollocks (ayy)
Sultanas, ooh-na-na

Tell me: when I said "hate 'em", did you blank it? Mmm
Take this plate of sadness, you can cram it, man (right up your ass, cram it)
What-what-what-what-what, claim that your real plan
Was to have grapes, but somehow they turned out like that (here we go, ayy)?
That's a load, please (ayy)
No cook, but I know these aren't dead grapes, no dope, see (no, see)
Also, you know me (you schmuck)
I hate grapes, hell, mostly for the same points, only (yeah, but)
When I was three, I ate raisins, so, seems (so, seems)
That fact mutated, geez (oh boy)
You thought I'd still eat' em up, I see (I see)
Or you're just a moron, buddy

Sultanas, ooh-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (ayy, ayy)
You botched that tart thanks to sultanas, ooh-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, ayy, ayy)
Refuse to bite (not gonna), no way I'm gonna, na-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (oh-oh, no)
Oh, cause I plain don't like sultanas (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh) (ayy)
They're sev'ral kinds of awful (ayy)
Sultanas, ooh-na-na (oh, no-o-o-o)

Ooh-na-na, oh-na-na-na (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)
Tastes like crap, crap, crap, right (eh-ee-yeah-eah-eah, mate)
Ooh-na-na, oh-na-na-na
Smells like crap, crap, crap, right (yeah-ee-ee-ee)
Ooh-na-na, oh-na-na-na
Feels like crap, crap, crap, right (eh-ee-yeah-eah-eah, mate)
Ooh-na-na, oh-na-na-na
It's plain crap, crap, crap (ah-ah-ah)
Hey, hey
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (hey)
Oooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh (hey)
Next time, don't give me sultanas

Sultanas, ooh-na-na
Can't eat that tart, it's got sultanas, ooh-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh) (ee-yeah-eah)
Won't risk a bite cause I don't wanna, na-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh) (ayy, ayy)
Oh, cause I plain don't like sultanas (ooh-ooh-ooh)
I don't mean to harp on it (ayy)
Sultanas, ooh-na-na (ooh-ooh-ooh)

Uh-huh, ooh-na-na-na (uh), oh-na, yeah-eah-ee
Ooh-na-na-na (no), no, no, think they're crap
Ooh-na-na-na, sultanas, ooh-na-na

The absolute worst part about sultanas is when they pretend to be chocolate chips. Diabolical!

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