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Song Parodies -> "Dad Puns"

Original Song Title:

"Bad Blood"

Original Performer:

Bastille

Parody Song Title:

"Dad Puns"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

What differentiates a dad pun from a rad pun? It's all in how you say it, a-parent-ly. Yes.
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)

Really hate the way you're smilin' hard
When you lean in way too close
'Cause I've learned what follows from that stance
Is another awful joke
I know I'm not s'pposed to find you
Real clever, so clever
The point is to irk and wind, dude
No pleasure, just terror

All these dad puns here (ah-ah-ah)
Won't you let them die (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
No examples, fear (ah-ah-ah)
That I'll lose my mind (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)

So much effort into jokes so bad
Even kids would find them lame
But the stunted flow straight kills the jokes
That are otherwise okay
A small part of me could like 'em
However, that's severed
Deliver 'em bad? Despise 'em
Forever horrendous

All these dad puns here (ah-ah-ah)
Won't you let them die (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
Our retorts and jeers (ah-ah-ah)
Are all somehow fine (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

I don't wanna hear your awful dad puns anymore
I don't wanna hear the lead-in pauses anymore
I don't wanna hear your awful dad puns anymore
I don't wanna hear me crack my knuckles anymore

All these dad puns here (ah-ah-ah)
Won't you let them die (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)?
Stick 'em in your ear (ah-ah-ah)
Or they'll join this knife (oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh)

Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)
Oh-oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh, oh-oh (ah-ah-ah)

Just another session of The Runaway Guys, really.

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CML - August 10, 2021 - Report this comment
Ultimate Dad pun: After Luke Skywalker get his hand sheared off in his duel with Darth Vader, he cries out, "Father where should I go to get this fixed?" To which Darth Vader quips, "If you want to save money, Luke, you should try a second hand store."

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