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Song Parodies -> "All the Fluff"
Original Song Title:
"All My Love"
Original Performer:
Major Lazer ft. Ariana Grande
Parody Song Title:
"All the Fluff"
Parody Written by:
the_conqueror_of_parodies
The Lyrics
Pets, like all things, have upsides and downsides. The latter, of course, is more fun to write about, therefore: HAIR!
I did not think when I picked him up that I might have to clean the whole damn day
Pets are great but the work's a problem (major rager)
All the swearin' may be harsh, that I can't deny
My dog stays out of trouble, he knows how to behave
But it's true that he leaves a mess around the place
Sure, the swearin' may be harsh but I can't refrain
Loathe the fluff left ev'ry day
Loathe the fluff, drives me insane
All the fluff, damn dog hair that you can't miss
Loathe it 'cause I cannot get it off
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, cannot get it off
Sheddin' hair upon my carpet near ev'ry day
Stranglin' all the dusty bunnies, makin' them mutate
No matter how often I wash my stuff, they stay
A massive pain in the arse, need to go away
Loathe the fluff left 'round my place
Loathe the fluff, drives me insane
All the fluff, dog hair that no-one can miss
Loathe it 'cause I just can't get it off
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, I can't get it off
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, cannot get it off
It keeps clingin' to my clothes, it's such a pain
Pain that it sticks by while I deal with stains, oh, hey
Doesn't help I've got more than one pet type, got more than one pet type
Loathe the fluff, smell's in my brain
Loathe the fluff, drives me insane
All the fluff, dog and cat hair, hard to miss
Loathe it 'cause I cannot get it off
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, cannot get it off
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, I can't get it off
Pets are great but the work's a problem (major rager)
All the swearin' may be harsh, that I can't deny
My dog stays out of trouble, he knows how to behave
But it's true that he leaves a mess around the place
Sure, the swearin' may be harsh but I can't refrain
Loathe the fluff left ev'ry day
Loathe the fluff, drives me insane
All the fluff, damn dog hair that you can't miss
Loathe it 'cause I cannot get it off
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, cannot get it off
Sheddin' hair upon my carpet near ev'ry day
Stranglin' all the dusty bunnies, makin' them mutate
No matter how often I wash my stuff, they stay
A massive pain in the arse, need to go away
Loathe the fluff left 'round my place
Loathe the fluff, drives me insane
All the fluff, dog hair that no-one can miss
Loathe it 'cause I just can't get it off
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, I can't get it off
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, cannot get it off
It keeps clingin' to my clothes, it's such a pain
Pain that it sticks by while I deal with stains, oh, hey
Doesn't help I've got more than one pet type, got more than one pet type
Loathe the fluff, smell's in my brain
Loathe the fluff, drives me insane
All the fluff, dog and cat hair, hard to miss
Loathe it 'cause I cannot get it off
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, cannot get it off
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, hey! All the fluff
Ee-yeah-eah-eah-eah, no, I can't get it off
This is why I hate it when my brother needs to bring over his clothes to my place to wash. The hair is EVERYWHERE. And it SMELLS. If he didn't bribe me with Farmer's Union Iced Coffees, I'm pretty sure I'd tell him to get stuffed. Maybe. He's also my DM for DnD, I might not risk that.
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