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Song Parodies -> "Pourin' (More Gelatin)"

Original Song Title:

"Fallin' (Adrenaline)"

Original Performer:

Why Don't We

Parody Song Title:

"Pourin' (More Gelatin)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

An ode to one of my favourite desserts: melted animal bones with flavour!
Always delicious, whatever flavour I
Choose for the mixin', it always comes out fine
When it's all done congealin', sounds bad 'til I'm revealin'
What I am talkin' about now is jelly
That's only a problem if you don't share with me
My PAL-based definition, this stuff ain't for bread-spreadin'
Ooh-ooh-ooh, don't get confused, no fruit preserve shit
I'm not makin' a, makin' a, makin' a sandwich

Oh, buddy, I've always got hunger for gelatin
Wiggles like my gut when it's slapped, dude
Only part that sucks is the settin' bit
Can't eat straight after pourin'
Always have a want for more gelatin
Fillin' up my gut 'cause I want to
Never thought to chug once I've mixed it in
Jelly needs more than pourin'

It might confound ya how I can spend all day
With crystals without ya sendin' any feds my way
There's nothin' bad I'm breakin' with this sweet undertakin'
Ooh-ooh-ooh (whoa-oh-oh-oh), my perfect food (the best food)
Despite the dishes
Needin' all of the, all of the, all of the scrubbin'

Oh, buddy, I've always got hunger for gelatin
Could eat a whole tub and I want to
But I know my gut will rebel a bit
Still see me always pourin'
Always have a want for more gelatin
In uneven lumps or perfect cubes
Doesn't matter what shape I set it in
So sweet, I need more pourin'

Pourin', pourin', pourin', pourin', (pourin', pourin')
Pourin', pourin', pourin', pourin', (pourin')
Pourin', pourin', pourin', pourin', (pourin')
Ice cream or not, I'm pourin'

Ooh-ooh-ooh, it's not for you, know that sounds selfish
But you never did, never did, never did, never did
Never did, never did, never did pitch in

Oh, buddy, I've always got hunger for gelatin
My reward for stuff you did not do
Helped move all your junk, you sat there, you dick
Trust me, I've earned this pourin' (he-e-ey)
Always have a want for more gelatin (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
I'll break out this stuff, any excuse (so)
Birthdays? Baby bump? Expiration's hit?
Yes please, I'll start the pourin'

Pourin', pourin', pourin', pourin', (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
Pourin', pourin', pourin', pourin', (I love this pourin')
Pourin', pourin', pourin', pourin', (ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh-ooh)
Jelly is mine for pourin'

Dunno what's weirder: the whole jelly/jam name difference nonsense, or the fact that this is a boy band sampling a Kanye West song.

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