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Song Parodies -> "I Sieved"

Original Song Title:

"I Lived"

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Parody Song Title:

"I Sieved"

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The Lyrics

Sieve (verb): to put or force through a sieve; sift.
Something special for lunch, more than noodle bowls
Hoping hard that you'll like it, but that hope falls
Not liking that hard sound, sounds like you're in pain
Might hack up a whole-ass lung upon your plate

I feel like I'm at fault, man, I feel so bad, ay-ee-yeah
I've never made this before, just thought it would be crap
Thought the soft parts would be crunchy, which would be lame
But now something's stuck down your way

I-I-I, I did it wrong
I-I-I, I did it wrong
Knew it was a problem with this type of dish
Have to be very careful about too-large bits
I'm so shocked that now you choke, I swear I sieved

Both arms around your waist, let's remove that lump
Mmm-mmm, and when that thing pops out, we'll discover what, oh-oh-ooh
The thing I somehow missed when I went through the glop to strain
All this Heimlich-ing ain't fun, must say

I-I-I, I missed a lump
I-I-I, I missed a lump
Least that's what I'm thinking is the cause of this
It's real hard to use logic amongst coughing fits
Looks like my food made you choke, I swear I sieved

Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh
Seems my food made you choke, I swear I sieved
How'd my food make you choke? I swear I

I-I-I, I'm really thrown
I-I-I, I'm really thrown
Beause what came flying out right past your lips
Is a ring that I would've known if I dropped in
Soon I'll make my answer known, first I'll say this:
Oh-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-ah-oh-oh-oh-oh-oh (I knew I sieved)
Oh-oh-oh-oh-oh, oh-oh-oh-oh-oh

I sieved, bitch.

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