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Song Parodies -> "Rave"

Original Song Title:

"Brave"

Original Performer:

Sara Bareilles

Parody Song Title:

"Rave"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

But I don't feel like dancin' when the old Joanna plays, my heart could take a chance but my two feet can't find a way
You can call me lazy cause I spend all day in
My room, say I live to bludge
Want to grab me and drag me to your big bash
At the local hip-ish club
But I'm afraid I won't budge
Not because I hate you the way that jerks do
It's the place you hang out in
Just not for folks like myself, alright
Must I re-tell you this?
Pretty sure that I've already told you

Mate, I don't wanna play
Where wallets all drain out
I don't see any appeal to the rave
Kinda surprised you stay
Inside your own damn house
Cause you seem to only live for the rave

I'm not gonna join you
I don't wanna join you
I'm not gonna join you
You won't see me at a rave
I don't wanna join you
I'm not gonna join you
I don't wanna join you
Not gonna be at a rave

No fan of the lights there, neon-coloured strobe fare
Bad for epilepsy
Don't have that, just fearin' that you're not adherin'
To health codes, don't you see?
I guess not that well, those lights suck
Maybe you don't play loud club shite way too loud, it's
Way too common, can't stay when my head hurts, can't think
Convince me how good your rave is

Mate, are the clothes real lame?
Where style and taste die out
If so, please don't invite me to the rave
Is there MDMA?
Drugs kill my mood right out
Please tell me why I should go to the rave

I get my tendency for shyness
Ain't doin' me much good, but I wish you would
Take steps more comparable to babies
Must crawl before you walk, true

Mate, take your hand away
From my bicep, chill out
Look at me, you think I'd fit at the rave?
My hands are good for games
Not glowstick twirlin', doubt
That you'll see my clumsy ass at the rave

I'm not gonna join you
I don't wanna join you
I'm not gonna join you
You won't see me at a rave
I don't wanna join you
I'm not gonna join you
I don't wanna join you
There at a rave
I'm not gonna join you (yeah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah-eah)
I don't wanna join you (oh-oh-oh-ho-oh-oh)
I'm not gonna join you
I don't wanna join you
I'm not gonna join you
I don't wanna join you

You think that I could muster up a little soft shoe gentle sway, but I don't feel like dancin', no sir, no dancin' today

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Joseph Little - November 08, 2019 - Report this comment
I've thought about doing this one about vaping
E. S. Blofeld - November 08, 2019 - Report this comment
Conqueror, great work as always. I got a good chuckle out of this one (it’s literally a mood). 555 for sure

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