A fit of boredom while stuck inside this stupid classroom
'Cause watching this old movie is a drag
Noticed the teacher has just nicked off towards the bathroom
Ev'ryone's getting real out of hand
Going totally nuts but the one kid on watch
Yelled "Shit!", bolted from the door
And though ev'ryone else could line back up where they were before, I
Had done something worse, oh Lord

Must erase this dong (can't be allowed to stay)
I've gotta quickly scrub (it needs to go away)
How could I be so dumb? Please don't answer that, I
Don't need a barrage of rude insults my way
All I need is someone to rub out my shame

I'll be in deep shit, I drew a big dick, sure not a small one
In a place I can't cover up fast
Needed more warning, record-speed reporting, alright
I can't have the teacher come back in
To see I've covered all of the bloody back wall
With a singular peen
He'll be shocked, disgraced, appalled, bit impressed that I had the balls
Yeah, that one's a fantasy

Must erase this dong (can't be allowed to stay)
With all my power, scrub (can't have him look this way)
Help with this task, there's none, got their own fish to fry
Those who have seen it are all busy, let's say
On the floor, they all laugh really loud

"Go away, go away, go"
I'm saying to this schlong (to my big drawn schlong)
"Away, go away, go"
Barely got one ball off

Must erase this dong
I should've been less dumb
Just taken out my phone and then wandered online
Tryna scrub quicker (tryna scrub quicker), tryna scrub quicker (tryna scrub quicker)
Must erase this dong (must erase this dong) (can't be allowed to stay)
I know I screwed it up (really screwed it up) (it has to go away)
A real bad drawing of someone's member that's right (an off-rendered member)
Think I'd turn redder than the devil's own face
The art teacher would come chew me out, insane