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Song Parodies -> "Weather Every Blow"

Original Song Title:

"Never Let Me Go"

Original Performer:

Florence + the Machine

Parody Song Title:

"Weather Every Blow"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

Invincible...invulnerable...but how?
You can strike me in the knees but brought low, I will not be
Contusions will still appear on me but I'll never go under
Never crumple in a heap, I'll strut like I can hear Bee Gees
Knock on my frame, while I may bleed, I won't go under
Oh, and I know that you'll ask me ev'ry damn time for my secret
But I won't be sayin' shit (weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow

All the punches you're throwin' aren't damagin' me
There's not much point hopin' that you'll bring on my defeat
I don't feel much like flinchin' from the hits upon me
And the reason is goin' to stay with me

Lots of hits that I can take without any pause, won't wreck my day
Many theories sent my way, most of 'em are bollocks
Oh, got no armour over me, "hidden IV" is not my secret
Not some android with fake flesh (weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow

All the kicks that you're throwin' aren't damagin' me (they won't destroy me)
Your martial arts flowin' all around and over me (flowin' over me)
Wish you'd spend more time thinkin' about what's up with me
Places I must be goin', I've gotta leave

Should be movin', I'm not goin' under
But you're not givin' up, keep on flingin' hits
I'm gettin' rather peeved
So go and leave me be

The bricks that you're throwin' won't knock me out cold
You want to be knowin' if I will fail at all
All of this disappointment that you're gettin' from me
Should be used to it, showin' no hints I'm weak

Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (I won't look weak)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (I can't look weak)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (never look weak)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (knock me over)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (I doubt that, not under)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (you're headin' for the gun)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (I wouldn't do it)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow ("Die"?)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (someone's gone and freaked)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (ooh-ooh)
Weather ev'ry blow, weather ev'ry blow (my "S" you've now seen)

Oh. Superman. Duh-doy. That'd explain i-*THWACK!*

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