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Song Parodies -> "New Update"

Original Song Title:

"Blue Monday"

Original Performer:

New Order

Parody Song Title:

"New Update"

Parody Written by:


The Lyrics

You can always have too much of a good thing...
It's hard to deal
With ev'rything that's new
All this content thrust upon me
Sometimes cool, sometimes hard
No pause or vacation
Like you're scared of the words
It's hard for me to deal
I'm swamped now, it's hard to deal
I know it's not just me
Who has reservations
Take those who live for completion
Undone what they've strived for
Reset their progress too far
'Cause your drops are just insane
This is not the way to sell me
On more of your crap, okay?

"Why's "lots of content" a problem?"
I can hear you all say
Thing is, my issue's not how much content
It's the developers who cannot pace
Such a glut for one to take in
I'm behind by sev'ral weeks
New stuff has been revealed
Way too much stuff's been revealed
Simply suffocating

I wish I could make you leave me
Take my save files and delete
But a small brain part feels
That I can't let go (let go, let go, let go, let go)

This is not quite my experience with Plants vs Zombies 2, but it's close. If there was a brand new plant every week instead of every month, then it'd be more like the parody.

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Pacing: 5.0
How Funny: 5.0
Overall Rating: 5.0

Total Votes: 2

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 5   2

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Susanna Viljanen - May 18, 2021 - Report this comment
Nice parody. Fives!
the_conqueror_of_parodies - May 22, 2021 - Report this comment
Thanks Susanna. Your comments are most appreciated.

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