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Song Parodies -> "Block Out the Bits (Not Work-Safe)"

Original Song Title:

"Watch Out for This (Bumaye)"

Original Performer:

Major Lazer

Parody Song Title:

"Block Out the Bits (Not Work-Safe)"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

...featuring Busy Signal, The Flexican & FS Green. Rassa-frassing character limits. Anyway, tired comedy bits that refuse to die, let's go!
Ayy!

Hold on, hold on
What does this have to do with the plot?
Almost seems like the whole thing has stopped
So we can putz around, joke has flopped
I mean that almost lit'rally because
Let's say that things have gotten kinda nuts
Lead's caught outside with jack-all on his junk
Much contrivance sent by the ton to hide them

Lame, I hate it
Block out the bits
Block out the bits
Block out the bits (th-th-th-th-this again?)
Block out the bits (l-l-l-l-lame, I hate it)
Block out the bits, bits, bits
Block out the bits, bits, bits (no)
Block out the bits (don't want it on my screen)

Block out the bits with all sorts of weird shit
Cover the place no-one should see and quick
Don't matter if it destroys all logic
Can't see a snippet of any of it
Block out the bits, keep the ratin' legit
Pushed for PG and they damn well meant it
Too much effort to just rewrite the script
Block out the bits (not work-safe)

Ayy, block out the bits
B-B-Block out the bits
Ayy, block out the bits
B-B-Block out the bits
Block out the bits
B-B-Block out the bits
Block out the bits with the scenery quick
Can't just be his hands, needs them to do shit
I kinda wish that I had time to whip
A game where I drink for each new thing picked, ayy

Ev'ry fence comes to the waist, that's a standard thing blocker, ah-ah
Birds stop flyin' in place, that's a standard thing blocker, ah-ah
Plank movin' folks always wait with their object held lower, ah-ah
Huge run of bollock-level signs, that's a standard thing blocker, ah-ah-ah-ah
Is it a problem? Yes, it is a problem
It's all been done before, can't be a new spin on it
Pretty much the same, it should stop, it should stop, it should stop
Since I'm sure nobody wants it, ayy
Really sad that they won't quit with this plot, be honest
Would you miss it and its nonsense?
Plus it has no place here, it grates when they've made
The effort to have grit, edge and darkness, ayy!

Lame, I hate it
Block out the bits
Block out the bits
Block out the bits (th-th-th-th-this again?)
Block out the bits (l-l-l-l-lame, I hate it)
Block out the bits, bits, bits
Block out the bits, bits, bits
Block out the bits (off my screen)

Block out the bits, I hate obvious schtick
So out-of-place in this noir but I'd flip
If they pulled this in a comical flick
One full of slapstick, I'm so sick of this
Block out the bits, makes me honestly pissed
Storyboards wasted to pad out the script
So stock, can pick out the watermark, shit
It's such a pain (not work-safe)

Ayy, block out the bits
B-B-Block out the bits
Ayy, block out the bits, I'm so used to this trick
Walk out to make a new coffee to sip
Or grab a big bag of honey soy chips
Most of the time, its still continuin'
Block out the bits, sometimes wait for the slip
Not in that way, I just know that they get
Undies in flesh colours so they don't trip
On laws, wanna clip out parts where they missed, ayy

When it's done, somebody wake me, I won't watch no further, ah-ah
Gonna drive me insane, no, I won't watch no further, ah-ah
And though I doubt that I'll make my own shows, no film writer, ah-ah
If I was, wouldn't use this tripe 'cause I won't watch no further, ah-ah

That second-to-last verse is basically me while watching an early M*A*S*H episode where Hawkeye walks through the camp naked. Except Alan Alda wore military-green undies, so it was a bit more noticeable.

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bobpiecheese - July 10, 2023 - Report this comment
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