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Song Parodies -> "MOCK CHARTS"

Original Song Title:

"POPSTAR"

Original Performer:

DJ Khaled ft. Drake

Parody Song Title:

"MOCK CHARTS"

Parody Written by:

the_conqueror_of_parodies

The Lyrics

You ever see someone get into an absolute frenzy about a news article until they realise it's from The Onion? Well, imagine that, but for deliberately bullshit charts...
Dipshits, use the best sources
'Cause I ain't one (yeah), ain't my talent

Dipshits sendin' me loads of mad comments nonstop
Filled with rage 'bout the content that I'm droppin', yeah
They've mixed me up with somebody with clout, nah, nah
I make mock charts, I'm no author
Dipshits seein' my posts with no context nonstop
Filled with rage though it's them who has the problem, yeah
Won't look me up, they just wanna call out, nah, nah
I make mock charts, I'm no author

Ayy, I have fun with graphics all day long, ayy
Could say it's my passion, quoth the frog, ayy
Yeah, makin' a bunch of factoids up, ayy
Pretty clearly an utter load of bunk, yeah
They're Grade-A bullplop, even make sure they're junk (yeah)
Kind of a head trip (yeah) to be lookin' up (yeah)
How whole lots of stuff works (yeah), real granular stuff (yeah)
To make sure this (yeah) picture's total bunk (yeah)
But the trouble comes, yeah
When my mock charts get taken as proper ones, yeah
Get reposted after scrubbin' off the watermark, yeah
Because why not spice your lies up with a little fraud? Yeah, ayy
Look, it's a problem that's needin' some fixin'
But I need a real solution because quittin' might work
I can't stand the thought of stoppin' my releases, it hurts
Just because some morons pass 'em off as real, little jerks
Could be a mistake, they happen, might be how it's worked
Not the worst thing about which I should be freakin'?
Somebody doesn't know the damage bad info is wreakin'
Gonna drive me right insane, I've gotta stop it

Dipshits takin' my jokes for legit stuff nonstop
Think I aim for complete info destruction, yeah
All that I've done is have fun, wrecked that now, nah, nah
I make mock charts, I'm no author
Dipshits floodin' my posts with their bollocks nonstop
Someone's framed me for lyin', it's a problem, yeah
Just want my fun, sick of all this fallout, nah, nah
I make mock charts, I'm no author

I make mock charts, I'm no proper author
That shoulda been clear from the top, shoulda stopped ya
Written pretty crisp, Impact font, should be no problem
"A Stupid Chart Joint", all upfront about my nonsense
I've compared cheat code usage to lobsters you've eaten
A pie graph of face-spider reactions, pretty even
Between the "BWOASHIT!" and the "FUCK!" options, can't believe it
That these get spread like "This here is the truth they've been keepin'!"
Man, this is dumb
New flood each day of comments that really don't appreciate
How hard the task is to make sure that I never stray
From my goal of never havin' my name followed up with "-gate"
Naw, naw, it's okay, naw, naw, I can take, yeah, yeah
All you little shits on my Facebook page, yeah, yeah
Yeah, I mean it, I won't go insane
As long as "block" works the same as it has been

Dipshits swarm on my posts, gettin' hacked off nonstop
All enraged 'cause they've got a readin' problem, yeah
Maybe they're lost? I'm not worth a call-out, nah, nah
I make mock charts, I'm no author
Dipshits think that I blow 'cause I post slop nonstop
Such a pain 'cause there's grifters causin' problems, yeah
But I won't stop, I'll keep goin' balls-out, nah, nah
I make mock charts, I'm no author

When the most interesting thing about your song is the lipsync in the music video, something's gone horribly wrong.

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LOL - May 27, 2024 - Report this comment
Of course, nowadays, it's more the Babylon Bee than the Onion that publishes those close-enough-to-reality-to-be-believed charts. One of my favorites: the pie chart showing a link between sex and pregnancy.

Question: "Did you have sexual intercourse at any point in the months leading up to your pregnancy?"

Answers:
99.5%: "Yes"
00.5%: "Maybe"
the_conqueror_of_parodies - May 27, 2024 - Report this comment
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