Well, I can barely stay awake
Even if I slap myself
This meeting just goes on and on
Slide after slide, end it a-all
Not even Ben Stein is this dreary
Yelled at if I droo-oop my head
Even your shouting's boring as ever

Droopi-in' eyeli-ids, missed wha-at you sai-aid, don't gi-ive a shit
So bo-ored I wi-ish I wa-as in be-ed snoozi-in' instead

I ate the free donuts ages ago
I wish there was more o-of them
Every little sprinkle, I miss them so
They helped me fake atte-ention
You're dronin' about somethi-in'
Just send a memo, let me-e snooze

Meeti-ings I drea-ead, the sa-ame old shi-it: bori-in' as hell
Coffee-ee you mi-issed, no sti-imula-ants mean we-e look dead

Whether I had a week's advance notice, or
Some last-minute time-wa-aster
Always the same speech, wordy yet vague
No-one here's a note-ta-aker
You wanna tell us somethi-in'
Know we're not as slow-paced a-as you

All o-of us wi-ish we we-ere in be-ed snoozi-in' instead

Thought we needed this nonse-ense
Know how to collect our pa-ay, douche

Store's clo-osed, it's te-en o'clo-ock, we be-eg, dude, le-et this end
"Pay a-attentio-ion" you, o-once more, ye-ell, we kno-ow this dreck
Please, le-et us spli-it, go ho-ome to be-ed, we nee-eed a rest