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"Dough Man"

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The Lyrics

Imagine the Gingerbread Man, but taken in a...weird direction.
You're my dough man, made you just for me
Don't have to fear, got no plans to eat, trust me
You, I dare not eat, trust me
Made my dough man because I'm afraid
That my friends are gonna pack up and go, maybe
You'll stay more close, maybe

I want you to know I spent all my savin's
On this magic dough, so don't go escapin'
Yeah, it's sad, I know, covered in your glazin'
But my life just blows
Gave you gumdrop buttons, an icin' buzz-cut
Will you last forever? Let's not push our luck
Don't ask me about souls, no philosophy
That's outside my sphere now, let's watch some TV
My dough man and me
My dough man and me
Stay, please

You're my dough man, I sculpted your buns
So perfectly cause I needed fun, honey
Flavoured you with some honey
Made my dough man so I wouldn't fear
That you would leave like those "friends" I held dear, maybe
You will remain here, maybe

I felt an odd glow throughout all my kneadin'
Of that magic dough, hence why I'm believin'
Yeah, friendship will grow with no chance of eatin'
Cause that's rude, you know
I get why you're panickin' since you've just come
Into your existence with no childhood, sucks
Before that takes a toll on your heart, just see
That's well out my sphere now, let's watch some TV
My dough man and me
My dough man and me
Stay, please

Next Monday (barring any update kerfuffles, that update after this one, in that case): MY 1900th PARODY!

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